Around Baseball 2017

[Brownie19]

 

This is terrible.

 

I love the comment from Alvin J Trump "Missourians scream with joy as they learn there will be one less Hispanic in Busch Stadium this year"

[jaysfan2014]

Alex Reyes possibly out for the Season. Yikes

 

Yes, apparently talk is that he needs TJS..

[Laika]

I love spring training.

 

The smell of the grass,

The crack of the bat,

The feeling of hope,

The taste of passion,

The girly shrieks as elbow ligaments snap,

The shockwave of sudden grief from a fanbase.

 

Baseball is back.

[Orgfiller]

Freshly cut grass smells awful crew checking in.

[Captain Adama]

Freshly cut grass smells awful crew checking in.

 

Who are you?

[jaysfan2014]

On the subject of strange ST injuries, Royals reliever Brian Flynn out 8 weeks after falling through the roof of his barn:

 

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2017/02/14/royals-reliever-to-miss-eight-weeks-after-falling-through-the-roof-of-his-barn/

[Laika]

Freshly cut grass smells awful crew checking in.

 

wat

 

the smell hall of fame is grass, gas, and ass.

[HERPDERP]

Chris Tillman has sore shoulder

[Ray]

Homer Bailey placed on the 60-day DL

[GD]

Freshly cut grass smells awful crew checking in.

 

f***rightoff

[BTS]

Freshly cut grass smells awful crew checking in.

 

Delete your account.

[Brownie19]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, hard-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet BJ's that last three days.

[jaysfan2014]

Chris Tillman has sore shoulder

 

And he won't start opening day vs. the Blue Jays. He's expected back April 15th.. maybe, depending on the severity of the shoulder injury.

[Sammy225]

Chris Tillman has sore shoulder

 

That sucks when you have nothing but question marks and steaming piles of s*** behind him in the rotation.

[Orgfiller]

Who are you?

 

wat

 

the smell hall of fame is grass, gas, and ass.

 

f***rightoff

 

Delete your account.

 

f*** all of you, I've played baseball somewhat competitively and morning cut grass literally smells like ass. Most overrated smell ever.

[Sammy225]

f*** all of you, I've played baseball somewhat competitively and morning cut grass literally smells like ass. Most overrated smell ever.

 

I am not sure you can come back from this....

[intentional wok]

I'm reserving 2017's first regular season GDT. I already know how I'm going to start it.

[Orgfiller]

I am not sure you can come back from this....

 

This is not the first time I've expressed such criticisms on the matter.

[King]

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/sd-sp-bethancourt-20170214-story.html

 

Christian Bethancourts pitching experiment is going well and they expect him to make a relief appearance in a spring training game in early March. I'm way more excited about this than I should be.

[Spanky99]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, hard-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet BJ's that last three days.

 

Classic!

[Brownie19]

Classic!

Perhaps not as classic as you may think.

 

Christ does Bull Durham ever amp up my baseball fever. To be honest, they've been playing Fever Pitch regularly on TV lately and I can't help but watch it every time it's on. I'll be down for a couple of Spring Training games now in like 3 weeks. I can hardly sit still!!!

[Brownie19]

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/sd-sp-bethancourt-20170214-story.html

 

Christian Bethancourts pitching experiment is going well and they expect him to make a relief appearance in a spring training game in early March. I'm way more excited about this than I should be.

 

This is pretty awesome. I'm excited to see how it works out.

[Spanky99]

Marlins have dropped their non-facial hair ban. Big news, bro's.

[Grant77]

Marlins have dropped their non-facial hair ban. Big news, bro's.

 

Does that mean Mattingly can bring back the sideburns?

 

http://i.imgur.com/58T7Axz.png

[Spanky99]

Does that mean Mattingly can bring back the sideburns?

 

http://i.imgur.com/58T7Axz.png

 

lol... Simpsons and Seinfeld never disappoint.

[jerb]

 

Jon Heyman Verified account

‏@JonHeyman

 

Orioles agree to deal w/3B-1B Juan Francisco. Last in MLB with Jays in '14. @MibeltRodriguez 1st

[GD]

f*** all of you, I've played baseball somewhat competitively and morning cut grass literally smells like ass. Most overrated smell ever.

 

you played like one level above me (maybe? maybe not) and are definitely still wrong

[GD]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/this-college-baseball-teams-re-creation-of-major-league-is-tremendous-005105070.html

[TheHurl]

f*** all of you, I've played baseball somewhat competitively and morning cut grass literally smells like ass. Most overrated smell ever.

 

or is ass one of the most underrated smells of all time.

[L54]

There is literally nothing better than the smell of fresh cut grass.