BJMB Hottest Jays rankings 2016

[Boxcar]

I don't know if vdubmvp would enjoy being jizzed on the thrown down the stairs...

 

Yeah, I can only see it being a problem for her.

[Boxcar]

Was that your deciding factor when you called him the worst pitcher in MLB?

 

Absolutely. His grotesque squirrely face should have aided him as a distraction and he still managed to be terrible.

[Boxcar]

Probably just taking their time and really putting some thought into it.

 

That must be it

[FrozenRopes]

When we say hottest, is it just face or do we take body and personality into consideration?

 

I artificially inflated the first number so that people would think lots of people are sending in entries and send in their own. That didn't work so now I lowered it so that people see not many people are sending in entries and submit their own. Might have worked on Pendleton. It's BJMB pyschology 101.

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[AdamGreenwood]

Post the results already. I am eager to accuse the heterosexuals of having terrible taste in men.

[Boxcar]

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Holy f***, praise be to the mod who banned this insecure dolt.

[Dr. Dinger]

I am eager to accuse the heterosexuals of having terrible taste in men.

 

Are you not a heterosexual?

[Terminator]

Holy f***, praise be to the mod who banned this insecure dolt.

 

Agreed- anyone who pours water on this thread deserves a ban. I'd like to buy a beer for the mod who did this.

[Candy Maldonado]

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lulz you just can't resist staying out of this thread cumshot. Give in to your gay urges and make a list.

[Brownie19]

Why is Dermody off this list? He's a lefty and in... he takes most handsome hands down.

 

2018 BJMB Hottest Jay Winner - Matt Dermody. He reminds me of Scott Downs with the flow from the left side.

[TheHurl]

Post the results already. I am eager to accuse the heterosexuals of having terrible taste in men.

 

No list will be posted until TRM and I submit our lists. It's not like TRM has a history of disappearing for long periods of time, and I know you are a TRM fan and wouldn't want to proceed without his input.

[Governator]

If you don't think the Canadian men on this team aren't the hottest you have ugly taste in men.

[AdamGreenwood]

Not trying to bias things here, but:

 

[Candy Maldonado]

Not trying to bias things here, but:

 

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yes but loses points on the body

[Orgfiller]

yes but loses points on the body

 

Obligatory Grilli taking off robe .gif coming up.

[Brownie19]

Obligatory Grilli taking off robe .gif coming up.

 

I'm all over it. Grilli gets extra points from me for his impeccable dad bod.

 

http://i.imgur.com/XG5VKFU.gif

[TheHurl]

Agreed- anyone who pours water on this thread deserves a ban. I'd like to buy a beer for the mod who did this.

 

 

The closeted overtones of this song are perfect for the thread too

[BTS]

I'm all over it. Grilli gets extra points from me for his impeccable dad bod.

 

http://i.imgur.com/XG5VKFU.gif

 

Dat dad bod

[Dr. Dinger]

If you don't think the Canadian men on this team aren't the hottest you have ugly taste in men.

 

Double negative. Are you saying they ARE ugly?

[Governator]

Double negative. Are you saying they ARE ugly?

 

 

No, I was testing you. You passed and won the golden ticket.

[bendera3]

No, I was testing you. You passed and won the golden ticket.

 

I think I have both Canadians in the top 10 in mine. If Lawrie was still with the team you'd have 3/10

[Boxcar]

2018 BJMB Hottest Jay Winner - Matt Dermody. He reminds me of Scott Downs with the flow from the left side.

 

...Scott Downs was a lefty

[BTS]

...Scott Downs was a lefty

 

your dumn

[Boxcar]

your dumn

 

You're probably right. I'm lost.

[Terminator]

We should rate WAGs next. But if you don't participate in this one you don't get to submit WAG votes. We are equal opportunity objectifiers.

[BTS]

You're probably right. I'm lost.

 

The way the sentence was worded implied that Dermody, with his flow from the left side, reminded him of Scott Downs.

[BTS]

We should rate WAGs next. But if you don't participate in this one you don't get to submit WAG votes. We are equal opportunity objectifiers.

 

but I love objectifying women and am just not interested in objectifying men

[Terminator]

but I love objectifying women and am just not interested in objectifying men

 

I just don't want FrozenRopes to take pleasure in the WAG list after complaining about this one is all.

[Boxcar]

The way the sentence was worded implied that Dermody, with his flow from the left side, reminded him of Scott Downs.

 

...K

[Brownie19]

...K

 

Are you picking on my English?