Sign Eric Thames (NJH #3)

[Maahfaace]

Steve Pearce is awful and literally crying on the bench because he's so bad.

Eric Thames in a different city is everything his mom thought he would be and more.

 

Steamer Gods hate the Blue Jays

 

Why don't I work in baseball? Surely some front office has a need for a wordy smartass with no technical skills aside from phrase-turning and estate planning.

 

Strengthen those cawk massaging skills and you'll be a shoe in with half the mlb teams.

[saskjayfan]

...

 

I mentioned he was a hot commodity in another thread when Brownie said only Jays fans would want Eric Flames...I posted a link to the brewers board where fans were discussing him prior to him actually signing him. Feel free to mock away and ban those who disagree with you superhurl. I never said we needed to sign Thames. I simply thought he would be at least as good as Smoak and I thought he would sign for less. I wasn't torn up we didn't get him. I'm not suggesting I thought he would be off to the start he has gotten off to.

[Boxcar]

I mentioned he was a hot commodity in another thread when Brownie said only Jays fans would want Eric Flames...I posted a link to the brewers board where fans were discussing him prior to him actually signing him. Feel free to mock away and ban those who disagree with you superhurl. I never said we needed to sign Thames. I simply thought he would be at least as good as Smoak and I thought he would sign for less. I wasn't torn up we didn't get him. I'm not suggesting I thought he would be off to the start he has gotten off to.

 

wat

[saskjayfan]

wat

 

brain cramp...I'm watching the flames game...Eric Thames. Go ahead, mock away. At least this time I deserve it like usual.

[Maahfaace]

brain cramp...I'm watching the flames game...Eric Thames. Go ahead, mock away. At least this time I deserve it like usual.

 

wat

[saskjayfan]

wat

 

wat don't you understand.

[King]

wat don't you understand.

Have another sir.

[saskjayfan]

Have another sir.

 

well I am of legal age to have another, so maybe I will.

[King]

well I am of legal age to have another, so maybe I will.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWQ3YOMtJaM/UEsnJKgjdkI/AAAAAAAACo0/miO-N7XEaFA/s320/black-kid-oh-snap.gif

[Boxcar]

wat don't you understand.

 

Are you high?

[saskjayfan]

Are you high?

 

wat

[BTS]

wat

[Pendleton]

brain cramp...I'm watching the flames game...Eric Thames. Go ahead, mock away. At least this time I deserve it like usual.

 

I know what you mean, that happens to me everytime sometimes.

[TheHurl]

I mentioned he was a hot commodity in another thread when Brownie said only Jays fans would want Eric Flames...I posted a link to the brewers board where fans were discussing him prior to him actually signing him. Feel free to mock away and ban those who disagree with you superhurl. I never said we needed to sign Thames. I simply thought he would be at least as good as Smoak and I thought he would sign for less. I wasn't torn up we didn't get him. I'm not suggesting I thought he would be off to the start he has gotten off to.

 

I'm the guy that made a $50 bet that Thames would hit more HR's than Greg Bird. I was pretty big on his MLB power. I'm not mocking you or anyone else for their opinions on Thames. You made a statement that said "most" didn't want Thames. I'm just quoting that and putting it in the thread where Thames was actually discussed. If I were to ban everyone who had a difference of opinion than me, there would have been no one left after the Hottest Blue Jays thread. You are safe to continue posting as usual. Be wary of this paranoia though. If you are hearing voices in your head...ask around and see if any of them have an acuity for baseball.

[L54]

Thames is literally unconscious right now wow

[thatoneguy]

http://i.imgur.com/lH5ExZq.jpg

[Terminator]

Thames is literally unconscious right now wow

 

wat

[P2F]

Thames is literally unconscious right now wow

Oh man, I hope he's okay!

[Spanky99]

Chocolate Thunder's killing it!

 

[Jonn]

I mentioned he was a hot commodity in another thread when Brownie said only Jays fans would want Eric Flames...I posted a link to the brewers board where fans were discussing him prior to him actually signing him. Feel free to mock away and ban those who disagree with you superhurl. I never said we needed to sign Thames. I simply thought he would be at least as good as Smoak and I thought he would sign for less. I wasn't torn up we didn't get him. I'm not suggesting I thought he would be off to the start he has gotten off to.

 

http://www.crookedmonkey.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/650x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/l/i/life-comes-at-you-fast-mens-t-shirt.jpg

[G-Snarls]

6 home runs in 5 games

 

1000 slugging this season

 

Jaw is dropped

[Boxcar]

I'm the guy that made a $50 bet that Thames would hit more HR's than Greg Bird. I was pretty big on his MLB power. I'm not mocking you or anyone else for their opinions on Thames. You made a statement that said "most" didn't want Thames. I'm just quoting that and putting it in the thread where Thames was actually discussed. If I were to ban everyone who had a difference of opinion than me, there would have been no one left after the Hottest Blue Jays thread. You are safe to continue posting as usual. Be wary of this paranoia though. If you are hearing voices in your head...ask around and see if any of them have an acuity for baseball.

 

This post shouldn't have been necessary

[Spanky99]

Roundly mocked

 

saskjaysfan is talking about this... not many said anything, really. Just a few dumn dumn's. There's likely more on the 29th of that thread.

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/6920-Offseason-Roster-Thread-2016-17?p=1076009&viewfull=1#post1076009

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/6920-Offseason-Roster-Thread-2016-17?p=1076812&viewfull=1#post1076812

Edited April 18, 2017 by Spanky99

[Angrioter]

Steamer about Eric Thames performance so far