Blue Jays acquire Brett Wallace

[Terminator]

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2014/07/blue-jays-acquire-brett-wallace.html

[CHRIS]

Grant will be pleased.

[jays4life19]

Solid addition for the Bisons. Dude can hit AAA pitching.

[Nox]

Welcome home Walrus.

[HERPDERP]

now all we need is the Black Eric Hinske and we're set for the 2nd half

[Nox]

o/u posts before BTS links his famous thread: 18.5

[Atothe]

Thunder thighs in the field and thunder thighs in the front office. Thunder Thighs Brothers have reunited

[RIPEXPOS]

Fat Ichiro is back!

[sh3156]

The prodigal son returns

[Angrioter]

http://i.imgur.com/jRuUB.gif

[Frenchsoup]

http://i.imgur.com/jRuUB.gif

 

Is that AA trying to decipher fangraphs?

[Nox]

Is that AA trying to decipher fangraphs?

 

Everybody knows AA isn't a fangraphsdotcom guy.

[dineke]

Starting first basemen in August.

[Nox]

Starting first basemen in August.

 

World Series MVP by November? Am I getting ahead of myself here?

 

When the minds of Grant and AA agree so thoroughly on something, it's hard for me not to be all in.

[Angrioter]

Everybody knows AA isn't a fangraphsdotcom guy.

 

Is that AA trying to decipher fangraphs?

 

Billy Beane to AA: "Have you visited fangraphs lately?"

AA to Billy Beane: "No Billy. When I visit countries outside of Canada I only eat Greek food"

[CHRIS]

Is that AA trying to decipher fangraphs?

 

Free Cell, I think.

[JaysFan4Ever]

Obviously a depth move since both of Buffalo's 1B are now playing for the Jays but is AA drastically trying to bring back anyone he's already had or wanted ie JPR move?

 

There weren't any other fillers or AAA guys except the guy he acquired and then traded away?

[Randy The Robot]

Next years line-up:

 

Gose (CF) - Colby not re-signed, dad wouldn't let him

Kawasaki (2B) - Wins 2B spot over other crap

Wallace (1B) - Edwin traded for $$ and prospects to be named later

Dan Johnson (DH) - Lind becomes Gillette spokesperson

Pillar (RF) - Bautista traded for $$ and prospects to be named later

Mastro (LF) - Melky suspended 100 games for PED

Tolleson (3B) - Lawrie breaks every bone in his body being Lawrie

Thole © - Navarro quits baseball to eat

Reyes (SS) - Nobody wants this s***

Terrible post. Even worse than most of silverguns.

[G-Snarls]

Weird

 

So we have Wallace and Gose now

[JaysFan4Ever]

Weird

 

So we have Wallace and Gose now

 

I wonder if picking up Michael Taylor at the trade deadline will be his Big Trade. Then he has them all!

 

Bad joke sorry.

[xposbrad]

I can't believe he's already 27, I think I am getting old too fast. I remember when he was a top prospect, feels like yesterday.

[Jimcanuck]

Damn, I was hoping for Snider

[HERPDERP]

I can't believe he's already 27, I think I am getting old too fast. I remember when he was a top prospect, feels like yesterday.

 

that ranking was never deserved either.

[BigCecil]

Saw that Kawasaki tweeted that the literal translation of "Brett Wallace" in Japanese = "Thick legs...can't hit s***".