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Kid, you don't have a f***ing clue what you are talking about. The real world just confirmed this to you.

 

Good to see you're over the inevitable Leafs' collapse.

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Paul George Reportedly Caught Sleeping with Roy Hibbert’s Wife? Issue Causes Pacers Implosion

 

"Do you remember when Lance Stephenson and Evan Turner got into that fight? It was all over Roy Hibbert and Paul George. Lance has been getting all the blame for the Pacers off nights and during that day at practice Lance says 'y'all need to look at Roy's ass, he's been off ever since he found out PG was f****** his b****'," the source stated in his Baller Mail on Baller Alert.

 

"That's when Evan got mad at him for exposing that in front of everybody and that sparked the fight. Roy just walked away without saying anything but ever since then it's been a bigger downfall in his performance on the court."

 

"I don't know for sure, but that might also be the connection to PG's house getting broken into because all of a sudden now he doesn't want investigators involved. Supposedly PG and Hibbert's wife have been carrying on through instagram for a while before they ended up having sex. She felt guilty and told Hibbert and that's how he found out originally. It's bad because PG and Hibbert were really friends."

 

https://www.google.com.do/search?q=3945abg+wireless+driver&rlz=1C1CHJL_esDO416DO416&oq=394+.&aqs=chrome.3.69i58j69i57j0l4.5195j0j4&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

 

Probably not the link you meant to post.

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Shocking that Lance Stephenson was the one behind that fight. Even if he was a Raptor, I dont think I could ever get behind him. Dude is a straight up thug
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Paul George Reportedly Caught Sleeping with Roy Hibbert’s Wife? Issue Causes Pacers Implosion

 

"Do you remember when Lance Stephenson and Evan Turner got into that fight? It was all over Roy Hibbert and Paul George. Lance has been getting all the blame for the Pacers off nights and during that day at practice Lance says 'y'all need to look at Roy's ass, he's been off ever since he found out PG was f****** his b****'," the source stated in his Baller Mail on Baller Alert.

 

"That's when Evan got mad at him for exposing that in front of everybody and that sparked the fight. Roy just walked away without saying anything but ever since then it's been a bigger downfall in his performance on the court."

 

"I don't know for sure, but that might also be the connection to PG's house getting broken into because all of a sudden now he doesn't want investigators involved. Supposedly PG and Hibbert's wife have been carrying on through instagram for a while before they ended up having sex. She felt guilty and told Hibbert and that's how he found out originally. It's bad because PG and Hibbert were really friends."

 

 

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/551377/20140507/pacers-nba-news.htm#.U2lEyfl5Phl

 

Wow, you mean to say that Lance Stephenson is an *******, George sleeps around, and Hibbert isn't extremely mentally strong? I, for one, am shocked.

 

That's f***ed up though. All of that. That's awesome by Turner though. New to the team and you stand up to a vet of the team. But seriously, what.

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Lance is such a loser, god damn.

 

Lol @ calling PG and Hibbert friends though, friend straight up f***s his close buddies wife behind his back?

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Turns out the Casey contract is actually pretty damn good.

 

3 yr breakdown 3.5/3.75/4. 3rd year is a team option.

 

For a growing team, who probably won't hit their prime until that 3rd year...I think Casey is a good fit. Clearly a great motivator as the players play their hearts out every game, offense improved as the season went along and obviously a good defensive coach to boot.

 

Consider me pleased.

 

Did his offensive schemes really improve all season though?

 

He needs to learn how to control Derozan. DD could be an elite player if he stopped relying on his mid range game so much. As a coach he needed to enforce more efficient shot taking but he failed at this.

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Did his offensive schemes really improve all season though?

 

He needs to learn how to control Derozan. DD could be an elite player if he stopped relying on his mid range game so much. As a coach he needed to enforce more efficient shot taking but he failed at this.

 

Huh? The guy needs to rely on his mid range game because he doesn't have a reliable 3 point shot. He already drives the lane a lot, anymore and he could get hurt.

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Did his offensive schemes really improve all season though?

 

He needs to learn how to control Derozan. DD could be an elite player if he stopped relying on his mid range game so much. As a coach he needed to enforce more efficient shot taking but he failed at this.

 

The offense improved SIGNIFICANTLY after the trade. I don't know if you recall, but it was pure iso-ball. After the trade there was much better ball movement and play calling.

 

Also, he put the ball in Lowry's hands a lot more for final possessions as the games went along.

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Huh? The guy needs to rely on his mid range game because he doesn't have a reliable 3 point shot. He already drives the lane a lot, anymore and he could get hurt.

 

I think the thing that gets me the most is that he takes two pointers from literally a foot inside the three point line. It's the most inefficient shot in the game. Either find a way to get inside or take the 3.

 

Consistently taking long 2's is a recipe for disaster.

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Just read a quote from Tommy Lasorta about the women who Trapped Sterling:

 

"I don't wish ill will on her, but i hope she gets hit by a car".

 

Just made me laugh out loud at work.

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Just read a quote from Tommy Lasorta about the women who Trapped Sterling:

 

"I don't wish ill will on her, but i hope she gets hit by a car".

 

Just made me laugh out loud at work.

 

Not saying whether he was right or wrong in saying that, but I don't think a homophobic jackass like Lasorda is the best person to be defending Sterling.

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Josh Lewenberg @JLew1050

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Greivis Vasquez on high school teammate Kevin Durant: "Hopefully I get to play with him one day in the NBA & hopefully it's here in Toronto"

7:21 PM - 12 May 2014

 

1. GV and Durant were HS teammates (see pic below)

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/2014/05/12/greivisvasquezhighschool_3202-620x426.jpg

2. Durant's favorite team growing up was the Raps

3. Raps have a lot of cap space opening up when he's a FA

 

Durant or Die Trying

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I thought the Clippers won that game for sure. Wow!

 

Last night Chris Paul was possessed by JaVale McGee.

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Trade Lowry and Demar and Vasquez and get this show on the road already. Only trade Amir for something sexy.

 

This idea seems absurd, but you posted it. Wow. You literally wanted to destroy this team for the sake of one draft pick.

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This idea seems absurd, but you posted it. Wow. You literally wanted to destroy this team for the sake of one draft pick.

 

Your entire existence is absurd, yet you still carry on living, unfortunately.

 

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Hayes: It was announced 'Raptors Day' on Monday here in Toronto, and you guys just got to the first round. What do you think the city would be like if you ever won a title here?

 

Vasquez: Well, imagine if we get KD, Kevin Durant, 2016.

 

Hayes: That's your guy, too, right?

 

Vasquez: And he'll lead us to a championship.

 

Hayes: Are you calling your shot right now, Kevin Durant coming to Toronto?

 

Vasquez: I think he'll have statues right outside the ACC.

 

^ECJF just came

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Your entire existence is absurd, yet you still carry on living, unfortunately.

 

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^ECJF just came

 

I wonder if when you are older if you'll ever realize just how much of a little turd you were at your age. Something definitely wrong with how

you are being raised.

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I wonder if when you are older if you'll ever realize just how much of a little turd you were at your age. Something definitely wrong with how

you are being raised, and I would have no problem pointing this out to your parents should your identity be sent my way.

 

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little s***? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the f*** out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the internet? Think again f***er. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you f***ing tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

 

I don’t give a f*** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your f***ing life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much f***ing pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a f***ing back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a f*** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many f***ing guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll f***ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the f*** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a f***ing heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my f***ing car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could f***ing destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great f***ng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing f***ing hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll f***ing resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced s***. Welcome to hell, population: you.

 

Lol, my identity is plenty out there from my writing. Go for it, and make sure to join the board's fantasy hockey league, we could really use a sub-100 IQ in the league.

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What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little s***? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the f*** out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the internet? Think again f***er. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you f***ing tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

 

I don’t give a f*** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your f***ing life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much f***ing pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a f***ing back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a f*** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many f***ing guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll f***ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the f*** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a f***ing heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my f***ing car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could f***ing destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great f***ng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing f***ing hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll f***ing resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced s***. Welcome to hell, population: you.

 

Lol, my identity is plenty out there from my writing. Go for it, and make sure to join the board's fantasy hockey league, we could really use a sub-100 IQ in the league.

 

You forgot to mention how you'd kill his goldfish and pee on his shoes.

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You forgot to mention how you'd kill his goldfish and pee on his shoes.

 

I'd also eat macaroni on his grave.

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On second thought, I don't think you'll ever realize what a turd you are.

 

u fukn wot m8 ill rek i swaer 2 on me mum

 

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HoopsHype has us taking Adrien Payne. I don't think I really want that. Jerami Grant, TJ Warren and Zach LaVine seem like the best options. Wouldn't mind Elfrid Payton though. For a backup big, I kinda like Nurkic.

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