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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    4D chess Yariel coming in, I'm scared
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Come on taters. Do something
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    And then he stares at the ump in surprise that it was a strike. Such a simpleton
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    All the bombs this year so far from Giminez and heineman. No surprise
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Heiny!
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Nice job by little. First inning with no base runners today? Now it's up to Garcia and Hoffman to do their jobs
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Now we somehow have to get 3 innings out if this bullpen, with a 1 run lead
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    Another inning, another base runner for the Os
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    f*** sakes it'd be nice to have an inning where the Orioles don't have multiple base runners. It'd also be nice if the Jays line drives they hit wouldn't be right at defenders
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    Eff you Rutschman
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Took 5 pitches for the ump to f*** up a strike call. It'll be a long day if Berrios has to throw 4 strikes to get O's batter out.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Key words here being "a much better player in Soto". It's a lot easier to get value for a player when he actually plays like a superstar more consistently, unlike Vladito. No point in trading him for a pile of crap just to avoid him walking away as free agent.
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    That's assuming you could get anyone to give up a "haul of assets" for a 1B who had just put up 3.3 and 1.3 fWAR the previous two seasons and would only be 1.5 seasons away from obviously testing the market because he's clearly over valuing himself. Much more likely all you get is a pile of lottery tickets than anything of substance.
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    And here comes the parade of nit wits who will claim the Jays FO should have traded Vlad if he wasn't willing to talk extension at an earlier date.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    I have a hard time believing they'd agree to give a worm burning 1B $500+ million.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Hard to believe people exist who are actually having tantrums over the Jays letting go Ryan f***ing Yarbrough lol
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    The guy is a clown
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Lol Please delete his account, thanks
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    I think he's a fun loving guy, but he's a peanut brain. I don't think he can sustain the numbers he'll need to in order to put up an 8ish WAR season, but I hope I'm wrong. It'd be great if he did because: 1. It'd be a blast to watch as a Jays fan 2. Probably means the Jays are also doing well 3. Even if they're not doing well, he'd have much higher trade value at the deadline if he's mashing the cover off the ball
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    This
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    It has certainly left a sour taste in fans mouths, but unfortunately I think the majority of casual fans are (and will be) blaming the front office, and not the mentally challenged 1B who vastly over rates himself.
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    BOLD predictions? 1. Jays win 100 games 2. Vlad/Bo/Giminez/Varsho/Santander/Kirk all have 3.5+ fWAR and combine for 25-30 fWAR 3. Gausman, Scherzer and Francis all pitch 130+ innings and have ERA's below 3.20 4. Jays have 8 guys hit 20+ bombs (Bo/Vlad/Taters/Kirk/Springer/Varsho/Orelvis/Barger) 5. Springer kicks father time in the nuts, gets hot at the right time and wins ALCS MVP 6. Jays face the D-backs in the WS Okay, hurt me....
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    Please, for the love of christ, delete his account. Thanks
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    So I think what your saying is.....and correct me if I'm wrong, that the Jays could really use 1 or 2 more "big bats"? I looked at your post history, and it's not really clear if you see the lack of another "big bat" or two as a potential issue the Jays may face this season.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Anybody seen these beauties? My favorites are "Anals" "AsHos" and of course "TeTas" lol
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