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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    Wow, fangraphs likes the Jays, and hopefully we're not done adding yet. Although neither are the Yankees I guess. And lol at the Rangers after hemorrhaging money this off season.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Yep, f***ing rug pulled. Probably sign with the goddamn Yankees now just to pack 5000 lbs of salt into the gaping wound.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    If Vladdy can be passable at 3B I would love to see both Freeman and Schwarber signed. Added bonus is that the Jays wouldn't be dumping futures to try to add Ramirez via trade. Talk about being asset rich.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Wow. If they sign both Freeman and Schwarber I will be pitching a perma-tent in my pants. Just don't "Brantley" us please.
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Don't f***ing toy with me. Get my hopes up and then rug pull me. I mean, it doesn't make sense to sign a 32 year old 1B but I don't really give a f*** haha. Adding a left handed masher like that to the batter we already have will be glorious.
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Not me. I'd like to see another solid addition, like McHugh or Tepera.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder if Borucki will figure it out this year finally? Great stuff, s***** control.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    After rosterbating all off season over Ramirez, Bryant, Chapman, Donaldson, etc...signing Villar would be quite the let down lol
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Well s***. Imagine if they turn this f***er into a CY level of pitcher but then instead of watching him walk out the door he keeps on pitching for the Jays for two more seasons at $10 million per.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    So when does the f***en frenzy start? haha
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    f***ed if I know lol Smarter people than me get yo make that call. Maybe it's already been made.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Vlad's an athlete, now that he's in better shape he might be passable at 3B Freeman at 1B Vlad at 3B Trade for Mahle Could be beautiful
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Fuuuuuuuuuuck I wanna watch the Jays FO polish off this f***ing roster so bad and then watch them go to work. f***tarded *******s get an agreement done already. I haven't rosterbated in MONTHS!
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    How many games of the Vladdy/Bo core are these f***tards going to rob us of this season? Get a f***ing deal done you gigantic pieces of greedy s***.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    That's a lot to give up for not much control. I like the players, both would be great adds, but the Jays would have to be fairly confident they could extend Manaea.
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Jansen - C Kirk - C/DH Moreno - 3B/C I don't see a problem with that at all.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Stupid bunch of greedy f***ing ****s. All of them.
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Maybe the Jays think/know they have the inside track on Schwarber, Conforto, Pham, Castellanos or even Suzuki? Adding switch hitting Ramirez and power lefty Schwarber would really diversify the offense.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    They should allow players to reach free agency sooner, but then also make it so no player can sign a multi year contract that takes them past 35 years old. That way players who are younger and in their prime get paid sooner, but teams won't be wasting money on past their prime 35+ year old players who aren't worth the contracts they signed when they were 30+ years old. A free agent who is 31? You can sign a 4 year deal max. Then you can only sign 1 year deals from that point on. A free agent who is 28? 7 years max. Then 1 year deals from that point on. Probably need a limit on AAV too though, something like 20% of the luxury tax threshold or something like that.
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha I was just going off the earlier assumption where people thought maybe the Jays were chasing Seager because they think down the road one of the core guys is going to test free agency rather than commit long term to the Jays. That'd be a hell of a line up for next season though. C - Jansen 1B - Vlad 2B - Biggio 3B - Ramirez SS - Correa/Story LF - Gurriel CF - SPringer RF - Teo DH - Reyes Moreno still in the pipeline making his debut at some point And a rotation of: Bieber Berrios Gausman Manoah Ryu f***, that'd be outstanding.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    Maybe if they Jays can still land Correa or Story they plan on executing a major blockbuster trade? Something along the lines of Bo Bichette, Alejandro Kirk, Orelvis Martinez, Nate Pearson to the Guardians for Shane Bieber, Jose Ramirez, Franmil Reyes
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    Geez. Too bad they just missed on Thor. Dammit If they were after Seager, I wonder if they're also after Correa now.
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder if the Jays will have the inside track on these other Guerrero pups that are coming up.
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Maybe they move Gurriel to 3rd if they land Suzuki. Or maybe they use Gurriel as part of a package for Jose Ramirez
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully Espinal is on the juice this winter. Comes back in 2022 with popeye forearms and f***ing mashes. No one will ever know.
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