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  1. Masterbather
    While everybody is busy fondling the nuts of our front office for a fluke season, I still see a pathetic minor league system with lousy organizational depth.
  2. Masterbather
    Nice to see Heiny in there.
  3. Masterbather
    BABIP ball today.
  4. Masterbather
    One of the strangest deadline acquisitions I can remember. Maybe if he played outfield it would make a bit of sense. It he was a great base stealer it would make sense. If he absolutely mashed lefties it would make sense. But he does none of those things.
  5. Masterbather
    Laurer did very well.
  6. Masterbather
    There's no reason to get too far ahead of ourselves. Gimenez it's still a couple of weeks away. Lots can change between now and then.
  7. Masterbather
    Nice to see everybody getting their numbers a boost tonight. Except Vlad, of course. At least he hit that one hard.
  8. Masterbather
    His bat actually showed a lot of life when he came back before. Also our best base stealer. I think he needs to play every day.
  9. Masterbather
    Todd Stottlemyre slide by Clement.
  10. Masterbather
    Varsho with the groundout. Clearly the worst hitter in baseball.
  11. Masterbather
    I don't know if Nance is our new Green. He's pitched well.
  12. Masterbather
    Six man for now.
  13. Masterbather
    It ain't low.
  14. Masterbather
    He does this s*** all the time, there's no bigger picture with him if one thing goes correct one time he f***ing blows his load like a f***ing incel having his hand held for the first time.
  15. Masterbather
    Literally he should bat fourth because that one at bat proves the entire universe. That one at bat maybe the theory of everything that we've been searching for.
  16. Masterbather
    Babe! Got greedy though.
  17. Masterbather
    In all honesty there shouldn't be a team in Colorado. It's a farcical environment to play in. This place just destroys pitchers. Makes absolute mince meat out of them.
  18. Masterbather
    Keep adding on boys. Nice AB by Fido
  19. Masterbather
    Been saying this whole time we gotta bat varsho in an RBI spot...
  20. Masterbather
    Lukes gets WAY under pitches more than anyone I can remember seeing a long time.
  21. Masterbather
    Babe!
  22. Masterbather
    Well done Kirky and Vladdy.
  23. Masterbather
    Seems Colorado is not an ideal place for Laurer to pitch. I guess the cutter will play, but his changeup is probably his worst pitch and that's a pitch that would play in Colorado. Otherwise he's looking at spin to try and get guys out.
  24. Masterbather
    Sure but that doesn't change the fact that Varsho is not a good hitter and coming back from injury. I don't think it's that big of a deal but he responded as if the notion that Fido hitting ahead of Varsho is laughable and it really isn't.
  25. Masterbather
    It's official, Myles Straw is more clutch than Vladdy. Then again so is almost everyone else apparently😄
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