Jump to content
Jays Centre
  • Create Account

Masterbather

Old-Timey Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    5,253

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    4

 Content Type 

Profiles

Toronto Blue Jays Videos

2026 Toronto Blue Jays Top Prospect Rankings

Toronto Blue Jays Trade & Free Agent Rumors

Toronto Blue Jays Fan Guides & Resources

2025 Toronto Blue Jays Draft Picks & Signing Bonuses

Toronto Blue Jays News, Rumors & Analysis

2026 Toronto Blue Jays Draft Picks & Signing Bonuses

Forums

Blogs

Events

Store

Downloads

Gallery

Everything posted by Masterbather

  1. Masterbather
    Are we going to keep going back and forth on the same thing again and again and again? By the way, would you bet the Jays to win this weekend's series? Just curious.
  2. Masterbather
    Yanks got f***ed on that strike three. I'll take it.
  3. Masterbather
    I'll take that as a no on betting the Jays. And I don't bet, no need to, I have a perfectly good toilet to flush my money with.
  4. Masterbather
    Charade? Get the f*** out of here. I spent more than my share of money and invested more time on this team than probably 95% of people on this message board. Obviously I want them to win every game but if you're betting money you have to bet with your head. So you betting Toronto or not?
  5. Masterbather
    Dare you to bet the Jays in all three Yankees games. Even just two of them, your choice.
  6. Masterbather
    Well the Rays are making things very interesting aren't they? They've just helped create a mess for that third wild card. Seattle really should be taking that spot but they just aren't playing up to their ability.
  7. Masterbather
    Huh? Lol come on dude. First time watching baseball?
  8. Masterbather
    CALL UP YESAVAGE!
  9. Masterbather
    Team just can't stop leaking runs man. Get the hot hitting Yankees in the Bronx next. No bueno.
  10. Masterbather
    I see the Great American Smallpark is living up to the name.
  11. Masterbather
    And after the error, a walk and a home run. Yes errors hurt, but he still sucked after the error. We're closer to the bottom of the league than we are the top when it comes to runs against. But by all means keep pretending like pitching hasn't been a problem for this team all season and continues to be a problem with the playoffs looming.
  12. Masterbather
    They wanted to throw this game away so badly. The offense refused to let them. Forget about just leaking oil, this pitching staff is leaking engine coolant, brake fluid, transmission fluid, power steering fluid, windshield washer fluid even air conditioning refrigerant. Did I miss one? What the actual f***? Is Berrios just done? Is Lauer now broken? At least the rest of the bullpen wasn't terrible today. But we can't keep giving up this many runs.
  13. Masterbather
    Had to go take care of something when it was 8-1. Now I see it's f***ing 10-8 and we still got to find a way to get nine more outs lol This f***ing team man. This f***ing management.
  14. Masterbather
    Maybe not, but we need a jolt. I don't know what the f*** is going on. I don't have the highest bar for this bullpen and they're even falling below my standards, it's like they've all caught this weird disease. Like their collective psyche is broken. I don't remember the last time the bullpen was as consistently f***ing awful.
  15. Masterbather
    Proof again today. We need a hero.
  16. Masterbather
    We don't really have anyone that profiles as an ideal 2 hitter. I like Lukes well enough, but he may be the 5th or 6th guy that I want getting the most at bats per game. I agree that Barger is an odd choice right now. I think Schneider is trying to get Barger more fastballs to hit, but of course that requires Vladdy to start crushing again.
  17. Masterbather
  18. Masterbather
    So it doesn't matter how many times Berrios implodes or Bassitt implodes, politics and feelings dictate they keep getting chances. But Lauer has one lousy start, after they completely f***ed with his routine, and it's off with his head. I'm not surprised, but I still think it kind of sucks.
  19. Masterbather
    I don't know it seems to me they broke the one pitcher that was swimming along just fine.
  20. Masterbather
    Well have you noticed what we have on the major league roster? They are tested and...well...they kind of suck. As a collective group the best they've been this year is mediocre. Sometimes you try to catch lightning in a bottle. I've seen the whole thing about the petition but I don't think they would leave this to chance, especially since it's not like we're sitting here with a 10 game lead and cruising. It seems they just don't want him here. Whatever I guess we'll see.
  21. Masterbather
    I know, I must be overreacting again, bottom 10 pitching staff? Don't you worry Dillon f***ing Tate will save the day lol Maybe IKF can pitch?
  22. Masterbather
    Gutless f***ing cowards not giving Yesavage a chance at the postseason roster. People can slobber all over their nuts all they want I still f***ing hate this failure of a front office.
  23. Masterbather
    What's this "we" business?
  24. Masterbather
    It's like the Blue Jays front office is going out of its way to make the most uninspiring moves they possibly can.
  25. Masterbather
    Unless they just don't think he's ready for the show. Otherwise it stands to be one of the dumbest decisions of the year.
×
×
  • Create New...