Masterbather
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Berrios is like, "You pulled me for this motherf***er?" -
While it's been a bad week for the Blue Jays, I can't even begin to fathom what Tigers fans must be feeling. Holy cow. Skubal might have literally thrown their season away with that dumbass play. The f*** was he doing? Cleveland is incredible man, to be doing this given the talent they lost during the season, especially with the offense they don't have. If you wrote this script for a movie it would be considered too corny to believe.
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To the f***ing face man, not even off the helmet, straight to the f***ing face. It goes without saying there's no good place to be hit in the face. I don't know how managed to get up and look like he was doing reasonably well for a man whose face has just been rearranged.
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That team has bigger concerns than Soto getting 40 steals.
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You're such a clown man. You only wish lool I knew that's what you thought because you're a f***ing idiot who probably reacts that way yourself. Stop projecting. Only psychotic Fanboys freak out like that, I know your type. It's not good for your blood pressure, you need to reel that in.
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I think some people here get the idea that some of us are nervously pulling our hair out while on our knees in front of the TV watching the Blue Jays with sweat pouring down our face. Well maybe some people are lol As someone who's been watching sports for almost 40 years, I'd have been dead a long time ago if this was me. I'm calmly sitting down in my most comfortable chair watching it all unfold, for better or worse, and 99% of your favourite team sports' seasons will end for the worst, while sipping on my favorite beverage.
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It doesn't really matter how people react on a message board or in real life, we have no influence over anything that happens on the field tomorrow. The Blue Jays are the ones that need to be productive. Of course anything can happen, but it's fair to be concerned about tomorrow's game and the fact that we could end up tied in the standings by the end of it. If you had $100 to lay down tomorrow would you bet that we finish the day with that one game lead or with the same record as the Yankees? Be honest.
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That's a bit of a silly thing to say. Of course nothing is 100% guaranteed, that's why they play the games. But it doesn't take the second coming of Christ, the guy's an ace, possible Cy Young, our hitting looks like garbage and Max Scherzer has been absolutely balls. Doesn't take walking on water see that the odds are not good for tomorrow's game.
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The schedule is absolutely not in our favour. There's an exceedingly good chance that we'll be tied in the standings by the end of tomorrow given the pitching matchup. Sure anything can happen but quality of competition does make a difference.
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Well if the Blue Jays are getting you down just adopt the Guardians as a secondary team. That's a lot of fun right now.
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1,000%
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Actually that might not be enough. If the Yankees win their last five they still got the division. Crochet pitches tomorrow and we might have to win all four after that.
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It's not up to the White Sox to save us. You can't back into the playoffs like this. Now we get Crochet against Scherzer. Yeah....
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The problem is it will almost certainly cost us another round if we continue to hit like this.
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It's come to this...
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This is the fifth time in six games that the offense has looked like crap. Who said the end is nigh? I literally said the offense has looked like crap for the better part of a week which is absolutely completely accurate but you still have to make a fake issue even though if anybody else had said it(and others have) you would have said nothing at all. 🤡 indeed. Always looking to create an issue for no reason.
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You on an island on this one fool. Blue Jays could score zero runs for 20 straight games and you'd still be like Derp ThE oFfENcE iS gReAt!
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We've had a couple of gifted errors by the Red Sox. We have three hits in six innings. This offense has looked like garbage for the best part of a week now.
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For the love of God don't bet on these guys.
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This team continues to play nervous baseball. You can see their balls are tight right now.
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Kirk screwed that up.
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Gausman's command a bit off here.
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Had to figure he wouldn't get anything to hit there with Gimenez on deck.
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This entire team hasn't been homering much.
