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  1. Masterbather
    We're still s***, but fortunately we've met our s***** match.
  2. Masterbather
    Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on Heaven's door
  3. Masterbather
    How many whiffs does Bieber have today?
  4. Masterbather
    Bieber getting hit hard all over the ballpark.
  5. Masterbather
    It's okay, Hazel told us yesterday that there were "signs" of progress so it's coming...
  6. Masterbather
    When have they ever held him accountable? He can literally do anything he wants and they will let him.
  7. Masterbather
    Getting beat on 95 down the middle on a 2-and-1 count is not ideal, but it's his first at bat so I'll give him a break.
  8. Masterbather
    It would be nice if they remembered that you're allowed to score in the first few innings of the game as well.
  9. Masterbather
    We're not worthy Moto.
  10. Masterbather
    Well, this is going pretty much exactly as expected. Except for this guy...
  11. Masterbather
    It's kind of fun if Spanky blows a gasket.
  12. Masterbather
    Is that like the 15th time that they've mentioned there's "signs" Guerrero's coming around? How about everybody just shut the f*** up and wait until he actually does come around.
  13. Masterbather
    17 ER's in his last 16.1 IP. Have to consider converting Miles at some point.
  14. Masterbather
    Rinse. Repeat.
  15. Masterbather
    The commissioner should give the AL third wild card spot to the national league.
  16. Masterbather
    Remember when our starting pitching looked like it could be a big strength and had great potential depth?
  17. Masterbather
    Maybe just stop throwing the slider. Unless you know you can keep it down and away at least. Can't be giving up three run shots with that pitch.
  18. Masterbather
    The universe is reclaiming whatever magic it graced this team with last year
  19. Masterbather
    The only way to watch this season is with a healthy sense of humour.
  20. Masterbather
    Command issues continue to plague Yesavage. Didn't catch up to him today but he limits his own potential.
  21. Masterbather
    Who actually thought we would hit this scrub?
  22. Masterbather
    While this loss is frustrating ultimately the bigger concern is Bieber, if he can't be a semblance of even a number three or four this team's in big f***ing trouble.
  23. Masterbather
    Springer has been hitting better lately I'm fine with him. Guerrero is pure ass. A dog with fleas that Rogers signed for half a billion f***ing dollars.
  24. Masterbather
    Could've shown him a fastball to straighten him up is all in saying...
  25. Masterbather
    Nance has a message written on his cap. I wonder if Major League baseball is going to come down hard on him. Or am I not supposed to say that out loud?
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