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  1. Masterbather
    If only Romano had the equivalent of f***ing Canada Hockey behind him. He probably would be credited with a win in this game.
  2. Masterbather
    Oh he's got plenty left for the playoffs, you must not have watched last year.
  3. Masterbather
    Our very not elite closer doing his thing.
  4. Masterbather
    I guess when it's a 0-0 game and your offense looks like chicken s***, this is what game day conversation must resort to. It would have to be male to female, because a natural female has no chance, but it has to be a male to female who has actually done nothing hormonally to be a female and is still completely male and is just a dude who calls himself Cindy. And this will be celebrated as something revolutionary and they will put him...her in the Hall of Fame for it. That's my guess.
  5. Masterbather
    Just because some ******* at Sportsnet came up with an idea to use some f***ing obscure camera angle behind home plate that nobody likes it doesn't mean you have to keep f***ing using it. Stop with that stupid camera angle.
  6. Masterbather
    No, I don't sacrifice defense at third. Too much can go wrong by doing that. Chapman should just be hitting lower in the order.
  7. Masterbather
    Fortunate Stanton has the legs of a 90-year-old man and the Yankees in general stink. Can we please just score now?
  8. Masterbather
    Blue Jays ever heard of a high fastball?
  9. Masterbather
    The Blue Jays don't have another real third baseman. Third base is not a position where you just throw any average fielder. He shouldn't be betting 5th, he is only doing that because our front office s*** the bed this past off season, but he needs to be in the lineup.
  10. Masterbather
    It's an indictment on the team that Chapman bats 5th in what is supposed to be one of our better lineups.
  11. Masterbather
    You obviously need more willpower.
  12. Masterbather
    At least we finally worked the pitch count
  13. Masterbather
    I think you're missing the point. KD was the last chance to give it a go. The only thing that can save this franchise now is a total rebuild. Dame is no Kawhi, and this team is not one piece away.
  14. Masterbather
    Doesn't change anything, this guy doesn't make you into a champion just like he hasn't made Portland into a champion.
  15. Masterbather
    The deal was to get KD last year but they refused to let go of an overrated mediocre-shooting glue guy. The hell is the point of Dame?
  16. Masterbather
    Gausman is going to need 120 pitches to get through 5 innings in the postseason. This is a lot of pitches for s***** lineup.
  17. Masterbather
    While JD is a prick, is this the kind of story you want to be putting out there with your team winning the division and about to go to the postseason? Fatso should shut the f*** up. Keep it in house instead of trying to make yourself look like an alpha fatty.
  18. Masterbather
    I feel like you need to be good enough to be the kind of ******* JD is, he no longer is good enough to be doing that.
  19. Masterbather
    It's likely that Tampa will have nothing to play for against Toronto, but they're still Tampa Bay. I just can never trust them to be "easy". As far as Texas and Arizona, I have been considering the different clinching possibilities you have mentioned, it's so difficult to say right now because so much will be determined in the next 48 hours.
  20. Masterbather
    I understand everything you said, and yes the modeling probably doesn't factor in things like clinching and the factors that might come into play. Nonetheless, the greater point is there's no way to predict what a team is going to do in the next six games because it's so short-term in nature. It's easier to predict what a team will do over the next 60 games because it takes the flukiness out of it. You can't take the flukiness out of six games very easily. If the Blue Jays go 1-5 and miss, you can't blame the models for being way off because there's a limitation to their predictive ability. It would be disappointing and perhaps surprising but by the same token nobody can be blown away by a strangely bad week because they just happen sometimes. We all understand the randomness of week to week results in a 162 game season.
  21. Masterbather
    And yet the short-term eludes you. I'm well aware of playoff probabilities being calculated, I'm not saying their numbers are wrong for what they are I'm just saying probability itself doesn't mean much in the short run. This is why Kansas city can beat Atlanta in a best of 7 but would almost certainly not beat them in a best of 71.
  22. Masterbather
    I said nothing unreasonable there, That's okay I'm used to it, when you're right and people don't like it they just tend to call you names around here. Doomsday for spitting facts, lol. Let me know if you ever take a statistics class bud.
  23. Masterbather
    The thing is, we're in the short run now, there's only one week left. Every team is prone to the extreme variability of short run baseball. We're one terrible series against the Yankees from a butt clenching weekend. Keep in mind Texas might pretty much have the West clinched by the end of the Angels series, it will impact how competitive they are against Seattle for the return matchup. This is why I keep saying we're not in yet, playoff probabilities mean little in the short run.
  24. Masterbather
    It's a good f***ing life for Verlander isn't it? The man truly has it all.
  25. Masterbather
    Verlander could probably pitch another game tomorrow, he'll barely feel this one in the morning lol
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