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  1. Masterbather
    Lol s*** cherry on the s*** sundae. The winds of s*** are blowing hard ladies and gentlemen.
  2. Masterbather
    Ho hum
  3. Masterbather
    Do we count Bonds on steroids?
  4. Masterbather
    Absolutely. RIP to a legend.
  5. Masterbather
    I call him jobber because of Barry Horowitz. But I don't think that'll pick up traction. It's not even really a compliment lol
  6. Masterbather
    Was out most of the day, got home just in time for the bottom of the ninth. Went as expected.
  7. Masterbather
    Batting practice.
  8. Masterbather
    It's not the positivity thread. A win or a loss does not change the overall picture. This team has a terrible offense and it's fair game to question how we got here.
  9. Masterbather
    Never any doubt!
  10. Masterbather
    Well that's wonderful
  11. Masterbather
    Nice play jobber!
  12. Masterbather
    A rare crooked number.
  13. Masterbather
    Slama lama ding dong!
  14. Masterbather
    I'll take that
  15. Masterbather
    Rinse and repeat.
  16. Masterbather
    Jays let down all the colourful people in the colourful ballpark tonight. Jerks.
  17. Masterbather
    Never been to Cleveland, is it worthwhile? I will be in Boston for the Monday game.
  18. Masterbather
    Masturbator? How disgusting. Where is your head?
  19. Masterbather
    Who said I'm miserable? This team does not bring me down in my day-to-day life. Anyone in that situation should probably seek counseling. However a team could certainly bring extra joy and fun into one's life. You know what's really fun? Winning championships, that's a lot of fun. I think a better word for this team right now would be: disappointed. I'm disappointed in this failed attempt of a championship team.
  20. Masterbather
    No, it's meaningless being optimistic. It has no bearing on any reality. I prefer to be honest about the fact that our window to compete is fraudulent because it just means it will be even longer until we do have a team ready to compete. But you're welcome to continue to watch the years waste away and be content about it.
  21. Masterbather
    Meh
  22. Masterbather
    Rogers must really love you. The perfect fanboy.
  23. Masterbather
    I don't even have Instagram or TikTok on my phone. As far as fungus ads go, at least we're not in the US where it's drug and insurance ads all day.
  24. Masterbather
    Well then why the f*** can't the nerds on our team figure out how to cheat? Clearly we need better nerds.
  25. Masterbather
    Translation: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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