Meh - I'm just a little sensitive to how sensitive people are. Pranks are inappropriate behavior. That's the fundamental premise behind a good prank. Society seems destine to outlaw everything because some small % of the population gets offended - and then expects someone else to police that activity.
To then go on about how you'd get fired or arrested if you did those things at work? c'mon. There's a laundry list of things which are perfectly normal and part of the locker room culture, which you obviously can't do at work (or outside the locker room).
We've banned all pink backpacks from MLB. What a f***ing joke. What if you actually like the colour pink (it was my wedding colour FWIW)? Like seriously, we ban pink backpacks from baseball - yet we allow religion to remain? Stupid.
FWIW - I do think s***ing in the chili is crossing the line. But you guys are assuming a lot. Nobody said he s*** in the chili, nor did they say anyone actually ate the chili. They said he s*** on a cake once (which is super gross, but obviously everyone sees the s*** and doesn't eat the cake) and thus someone assumed that might be what he did to the chili. For all we know, he told someone not to eat the chili with a smirk on his face and that blew up into an urban legend.
Baseball is a super long season. I'm all for guys having a little fun with each other throughout the year.