Boys I have a statement to make.
Tonight, Max Scherzer is Billy Chapel.
He knows he's at the cross roads of a brilliant career, a sinch to wind up in the HOF. Tonight, he isn't pitching against left handers, he isn't pitching against right handers, he isn't pitching against the Mariners - tonight he is pitching against time. Tonight, I think he might be able to use that ackey old arm one more time to push the sun back up into the sky and give us one more day of summer.
Tonight the game is in the hands of the baseball gods - it's an opportunity to witness something special - something we'll talk about for decades to come. I wouldn't miss this game for the world and I know the rest of you won't either.
My heart says he absolutely shoves.