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  1. Howard Roark
    Hey man, I tried to be nice.......kind of. BTW, that feeling you're feeling? I just trolled the living s*** out of you, man. The butthurt is apparent in you. See? You suck at what you (try) to do. I can teach you, though...........maybe. All you have to do is meet up with me on the Southwest corner of Yonge and Bloor at midnight, and consent to having your picture taken. It's just that easy.
  2. Howard Roark
    You're gonna have to, man. Plus, I wanna take your pic so I can post it on here so we can all die laughing at your inept feeble ass. If you agree to meet up and let me take your picture, I swear I'll cover your night for you.
  3. Howard Roark
    Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. No. Trust me man, if you hit the gym 5 times a week you spend more effort letting girls down easy so they don't cause you problems at work, than you do trying to get laid. Guys that get it understand that girls come to you if you give them a reason to. Only beta morons actually feel that they have to chase women. If you want though, I'll take you out to a strip club sometime, we need to get your dick wet. It'll cost you a couple hundred if you look anything like I imagine you do, but the pity card might get you somewhere. PM me sometime, we'll get that Big V off your shoulders so perhaps you'll have something more to get out of bed for in the morning than failing to troll an internet message board related to baseball.
  4. Howard Roark
    Cue up the dozens of butthurt, sarcastic posts about how this ain't helping us get anywhere in 2014...............cuz it ain't.
  5. Howard Roark
    Couldn't really give a s***, but it's so unbelievably obvious that you are indeed the same disabled, ESL-educated, shut-in perma-virgin formerly known as Dogg. Thing is, you're not even trolling anybody here, you're just an oft-ignored object of pity on here, man. Stop wasting your time, go find some NORP-board and work your "magic" there, because your act grew stale on the old board sometime back in 2010. You want to play it straight on here, fine, but don't for a second allow yourself the pleasure of actually convincing yourself that anybody is being trolled by your act, because that train left the station loooooooong ago.
  6. Howard Roark
    rofl That whole CNN thing was a thing for a while on the old board back in like 2011..............funny s***.
  7. Howard Roark
    Mmmmmm, she's pretty cute, despite the tryhard hipsterism. Or BECAUSE of it? What? Baseball? f*** you.
  8. Howard Roark
    Blood IS lube, man.
  9. Howard Roark
    Love how this board slobbers alllllll over the Rays' dong every time they make a good move. Montreal's going to be in for a treat when the franchise moves there within the next decade.
  10. Howard Roark
    So relieved (Ace Relieved, in fact) that we didn't spew some of our budgetary load on this so very mediocre, mediocre pitcher.
  11. Howard Roark
    Holy f***ing s*** man, just write a f***ing novel why don't you?
  12. Howard Roark
    I'm still waiting for my first semi-chubb of the offseason. Sacrificing the rest of our farm for #4 starters or signing near replacement-level FA's isn't exactly doing it for me.
  13. Howard Roark
    That was my theory. Some guy at CAMH with nothing better to do with his worthless time.
  14. Howard Roark
    That's a username on here? I haven't been around much since the season ended, never seen him post here. You're on your own in solving THAT particular mystery. Zero points for originality for his name, though. I thought we'd started to bury the whole "Bogers is cheap!" meme since we decided to build the oldest, veteraniest, most expensivest 5th-place team in the Major League of Baseballs.
  15. Howard Roark
    The writing style is exactly the same, it practically jumps off the page as being the same guy. He followed people to the new board to try to troll them in the same failtastic fashion here after they all left the old one, I'm struggling to come up with a better definition of pathetic. Oh, and I bet he has a tiny penis, too.
  16. Howard Roark
    As I said, he's certainly hitting all the right notes if he IS trolling this place. I appreciate a good troll, it's a form of performance art in my opinion. And, again, that Moh You guy (obviously that dogg dude) is a pile of s***, aren't you Mohammad? Yes, yes you are.
  17. Howard Roark
    Just wanted to say, you're the best troll on this board. You've almost perfected the tone and subtlety needed to rile up the Lifers on here without making it obvious what you're doing to them, and that is to be commended. That Moh You hack is absolutely nothing compared to you, and I'm not being snarky or ironic or anything, I'm completely serious when I say this. Keep up the good work. On the other hand, if you're not trolling and are being genuine, please disregard this message.
  18. Howard Roark
    Hah. I was going to post the same thing. If there's one thing this team needs going forward, it's young, capable, cost-controlled starting pitching.
  19. Howard Roark
    A healthy and effective Morrow, as the team is currently constructed, is a pre-requisite for a competitive season, along with about another dozen things that need to break our way.
  20. Howard Roark
    It's common knowledge among men who refuse to ******** themselves that women are NOT logical creatures. They argue points exclusively from an emotional aspect, logic is foreign to them once feeeeeewings are involved. Refuse to debate women or children, it's a waste of time.
  21. Howard Roark
    "Bonifacio recently confessed the Marlins didn’t want to go crazy with it because after all they were a last-place team." "But despite their mediocre ways the Marlins have proceeded like a rock band still trying to sell its first record, celebrating game-winning hits – anybody catch Hanley’s act? – stolen bases and defensive plays as if it where the last out of the World Series." "it comes off as considerably lame from the Marlins to be partying it up like its October, especially from a team treading .500 at this point and still looking up in the National League East." Hmmmmm............
  22. Howard Roark
    http://voxxi.com/2012/05/16/the-miami-marlins-lo-viste-gesture-is-stirring-up-controversy/
  23. Howard Roark
    Yup. In my own mind at this point, and until he shows otherwise, Morrow is good for about 75 innings a year of xFIP 4.50 ball. Apart from Dickey and Muehrle we're facked. Weakest rotation in a whiiiiile for this club. No hope here for '14.
  24. Howard Roark
    No risk involved asset-wise, just a teeny tiny slice of ownership's annual profit. All it would have cost is money, no prospects/players going the other way. Of course he might have busted, but in hindsight, missing out on him hurts. No way we could have landed BOTH Gio and Latos for Syndergaard, D'Arnaud, Alvarez, Hechavarria, Nicolino et al........
  25. Howard Roark
    Should have posted a cant-top bid of $75M for the right to host a tea party for Yu Darvish when we had the chance.
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