Howard Roark
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I mean, his D and OBP should be plenty enough for this club to realize that he's not a viable option for a competitive club, but a sub-.200 AVG is something that even the casuals will understand, and hopefully bring enough pressure to bear on management to make a move.........
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Here's to hoping that JP finishes the season hitting under .200 Let's see the FO ignore THAT.
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Lawrie ups the AVG to .253, holy sheeeit..........
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We got 2. So......yeah. 3 if Gose comes up and can tread water enough at the plate to let his D and speed come into play to get him above replacement level.
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The 90's sure were a special time for men's fashion weren't they? ;-)
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Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd.
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-mind iz blown-
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Nah, I don't remember there being a scramble crossing there, but the Designated IRL Battleground abuts directly onto a fancy men's attire store where they sell lots of spiffy overpriced metrosexual-wear. The ambience is amazing for a good ole' scrap. Narrow corner, steep-grade sidewalk onto the road, sharp concrete planter edges about 2 1/2 feet tall, perfect for throwing your opponent into and bruising their thigh something awful..........lots of danger. At midnight. ALWAYS at midnight.
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Dudebro, I already explained how that's our Designated IRL Battleground. That's where we go to knife each other over our disagreements on here. If there's a dispute, we settle it THERE. Like men. Like men who settle things on the southwest corner of Yonge and Bloor. At midnight.
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South-west corner of Yonge/Bloor at midnight is the designated IRL Battleground. You have to formally challenge him bro, then you guys can set a date. There's a formal process that must be adhered to.
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Too on-the-nose for my taste. A sterling effort, however. Many would applaud your wit. Alex Andropopolis. A GM for the steroid era. Hah. =D
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Lawrie and Rasmus are the only 2 guys we have in our 9 right now that I'd consider part of our young core going forward. The rest are trade bait for the inevitable rebuild after next season after AA and Beast-tonne are gone.
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Roberto Alomar pronounces it Blooooooh Huhyays. This amuses me greatly. =)
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Casey Janssen - stats since the all star break
Howard Roark replied to G-Snarls's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
That needs to be the club's new marketing motto for 2014. #TimeForTJ Meanwhile, in Gotham............ -In other headlines this week, some 16 year old Cuban kid pitcher signed with the Jays as an international free agent, and hurt his arm picking up the pen to sign the contract. Diagnosis; arm explosionzzz 'n sheit. Triple quadruple Tommy John surgery required, recovery time; never. -Alexandro Antlerpopollis suffers from shoulder disintegrationzz explosionz elbow tendertitiz from excessive hand movements to the mouth in the act of transporting tzatziki-drenched succulent chickinz dere. Tommy John to the rescue!!1! -Dateline August 12th 2013 15:50. Jose Bautista and Edwin Encarnacion were kidnapped by a cabal of lascivious homosexuals and held at watergun-point for hours whilst their captors inflicted arm explozzzzionsszz 'n sheit on dem, requiring immediate Tommy John surgeries this afternoon upon their liberation by JTF-2 commandos acting on tips from anonymous sources. -
Casey Janssen - stats since the all star break
Howard Roark replied to G-Snarls's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
47% due to irritation due to excessive build-up of sand in his second vagina, 33.3% distraction due to Breaking Bad being back on, 12% frustration that it's only Tuna Day on Fridays instead of every f***ing damn day, 11.9% grief due to losing to his wife at Monopoly once 3 summers ago, 88% due to apathy because he doesn't play for the Milwaukee Brewers 2 seasons ago when they were kinda pretty good for about 5 minutes there, 26% due to regression to the mean. -
Alexandraisis Antrollolololisssis. Fire the whole lot of them. Every Greek obese man in the Bloooo Hyay organization needs to be firedid.
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****s be all like, "oh my LAWD I want to touch your penis alllllll day long big daddy!!!!!!!111!!!1" and I be all like, "bitch, you iz a **** 'n sheit". True story. Da wimminz iz a bunch of ****s, espescscially the lesbeens. Dey iz ****sists the mostest of all.
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I wish to hurt his unborn children. What Ambrosious Alleberdigne has done to this franchise hurts my penis all the way down to my vagina.
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Alexis Alleberamaggidiosiss
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Antonious Allerdice.
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Anton Abercrombie.
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Alec Anthrobbolouiss.
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Alicks Anthoppolis.
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I want to hurt Alex Anthopolous. =\
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Whew, that was lucky. We almost sold high on our bullpen, good thing we didn't. Now we get to win 84 games next year instead of 83. Sweet.