Howard Roark
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I'll gladly take a banning if spanky gets the same sentence. He's been a blatant instigator here, and being drunk is no excuse for such behaviour.
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Didn't see it yet, Mr. Success. I'll check it out. He got perty butthurt too if I remember correctly.
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You're forgetting that you started up with me completely unprovoked are you?
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Someone care to explain?
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rofl @ "whoa is me" Keanu.
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That's what crossed my mind just now when he picked a fight with me. Definition of disruptive behaviour.
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I love how you never dispute it when I point out your drunkie-welfareryness. Man, lee_marvin from the old board f***ed you up gooooooooooooooooooooooddddd. He's STILL in your thoughts? Wasn't that years ago? Did he get to you IRL somehow, what the f*** man?
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-Butthurt Level 11 Achieved-
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Penis-measurement contest; I would win by default, he wouldn't have to get hurt.
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rofl You mad? You sound mad. Ironic, the welfare drunk who is currently overweight, is calling the man who is presently not overweight a fatso. Beer, and alcohol in general is very calorific, drink in moderation man. I assumed you drank to escape your life, how did going out of your way to start a flamewar with me benefit you here? At least do this s*** when you're sober, way to kill your buzz man.
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Mmmm hmmm. If practically everything goes wrong again 75, if practically everything breaks our way we sit at 90. Not exactly a revelation, simply stating facts. But apparently now you've exposed me as some sort of charlatan and idiot for stating the obvious in a post. Congratulations on your glorious victory brother, I hope this night is everything you'd dreamed it would be. You still haven't realized that the whole ego thing was an angle to rile up The Artist Formerly Known As Zee (and you originally, this last summer when I slayed you on the field of e-battle) have you? I can't say I'm surprised, you weren't the only insecure idiot that took the bait and you don't strike me as being too bright. Getting angry on the internet will not improve your IRL situation one bit. Motivate yourself to do better instead of lashing out.
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In all seriousness you know absolutely nothing about me, but you're free to cling to whatever comforting lies you choose to tell yourself brother. Just try to keep the posting whilst drunk to a minimum, I'm not the first person on here to mention that as a near-daily ritual on your part. It's very noticeable, your posts become almost incomprehensible sometimes, overly emotional/maudlin other times. Plus, you'll save money and stop adding to your flabby beer gut.
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I'm the exact opposite; I only drink when I want to get drunk, I hate the taste of alcohol to be honest.
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Yup I can indulge on the weekend and not physically crave it afterward. To be honest my nose doesn't allow me to get into trouble with that stuff, I'm lucky there. Plus, it's addictive reputation is very overrated, although still not to be taken lightly.
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Wow, alcohol turns you into one angry dude. Seriously not trolling you when I say that you need to cut that s*** the f*** out if this is where it takes you. Sometimes, due to insomnia (why you think I GO to bed so early? Wanna make sure I can get at least 7 hours even if I toss and turn for 2) I have to tire myself out to sleep. In the summer, taking a run outside is actually almost enjoyable for this purpose. I have a cellular telephone. It has data, amazingly. Myself and everyone else, on top of that, were getting paid to surf the internet last week pretty much, I think that already came up a few days ago on here. Anger only causes you problems brother, it doesn't hurt the object of your rage. We're all our own worst enemies in life, don't be even worse to yourself than most of us are.
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Alcohol is far better for it's social lubrication function when dealing with women, I'll give it that. Weed actually works against you in those situations, unless you're completely comfortable with each other it just creates awkwardness out of thin air.
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rofl seriously? You probably just overdid it, if I go so much as a few weeks without lighting up my tolerance basically resets to zero. I'm lucky in that it doesn't cause me any paranoia without reason, but it will still amplify it if I'm doing something/in a situation where I have reason to be apprehensive. It's not for everyone though, some people's natural brain chemistry doesn't allow them to enjoy it, same as with every other alterative substance.
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Why do you sound angry?
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You're drunk again aren't you? Not judging, I love altering my consciousness and do regularly, but alcohol is something I avoid due to it making anyone under it's influence a complete moron. Smoke weed instead, for anyone over the age of 19 or so the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.
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Paying no mind to certain people does not require you to pretend to be anything you're not? Seriously man what you just said makes no sense whatsoever.
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If you really wanted to f*** with that place, everyone from here should go there and register new accounts utilizing a distinctive and instantly recognizable common theme in their usernames, such as a 3-digit number at the beginning and end, then before even making a single post, set to ignore every poster not following the naming theme, and then proceed to carry on threads/conversations amongst themselves completely oblivious to the native posters on there. That would be a pretty interesting social experiment if nothing else.
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Rofl @ "straight victory" and "failure of the waist".
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Canadian 2014 Q1 GDP boosted by 0.3% on the back of his ban. Great buying opportunity, as equities have yet to price-in this factor. Act fast.
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it's a wash. Black, so +1, but also short, so -1. His penis most likely falls within the range of average. Someone on twitter needs to request pics, without which all we can do is speculate.
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Davidi: Jays looking at "in house options"
Howard Roark replied to G-Snarls's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I work usually like 8 ish to 4 ish. Make yourself useful, do the data-entry stuff. We'll get someone to take you off their ignore list as a reward.