Every game is a win-win at this point; we get to enjoy it when they actually win every now and then, and we get to enjoy the tank for a top-5 pick when they lose.
Plus, the more we suck, the more ownership will be incentivized to get us a McCann/Cano/Garza in the offseason if we continue derping, or blow it up and start over, starting with canning Beeston and AA.