TwistedLogic

I'm thick-skinned. I'm also an insecure whiny little bitch and take everything personally. But at least I'm thick-skinned.

Ha, Lifshitz.

Apparently Vlad's 80 grade hit tool is the first one MLB Pipeline has ever given out.

VLAD JR Masturbating My Penis Furiously, Roughly Also

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lmao, perfect. Metafour is low-key one of the most garbage members on this board. I don't think anyone else makes as many posts that are total ass, with such confidence. And to further your point, this forum absolutely fellated the Rays for so many years, so much so that I trust many of the people on this board to have a bright future in porn, teaching aspiring actresses the art of the deepthroat. The Rays have had 34 picks in the top three rounds since 2011, with 12 in 2011 alone. They sit dead last on that drafting graph.

Stoked, bud. https://www.humblebundle.com/strategy-sim-bundle

This was probably already posted since it's from April 2016, but because I haven't seen it, I decided to post it in the off chance that it hadn't been shared before. The video is about the old lady who sits behind home plate and features a comment from North of 60. And apparently CBC News also can't tell the difference between BJMB and reddit.

I would consider Sanchez a total write-off until he can actually stay on the field. Dude's career is basically over if he can't deal with the new balls.

Shohei Otani will leave hundreds of millions of dollars on the table to play in MLB next season Jeff Passan, MLB columnist, Yahoo Sports, Sep 13, 2017, 2:31 AM It isn’t about the money. Athletes reflexively say this, and sports fans roll their eyes, because of course it’s about the money. It’s always about the money. Then along comes Shohei Otani, 23 years old, the finest baseball player Japan has produced in years, maybe decades, a once- in-a-generation sort who can throw 102 mph and hit tape-measure home runs, a player whose free-market value would start at $200 million if Major League Baseball didn’t restrict the signings of international players under 25 to barely $10 million. Only Otani, it seems, does not mind the prospect of giving up literally hundreds of millions of dollars to play in the greatest league in the world. Multiple reports out of Japan on Wednesday morning there said the same thing: Otani, who has been called the Japanese Babe Ruth, will enter the posting system this winter and play for a major league team in 2018. This came as no surprise to the general managers and scouts who have flocked in recent weeks to watch him pitch for the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. It also didn’t lessen their excitement any. “It’s really happening,” one GM said, half-mocking, half-giddy at the prospect of the 23-year- old spicing up the free-agent market this winter. And fascinating as his courtship would be in normal circumstances, the prospect of the best player available signing one of the most piddling contracts makes it unlike any free agency sports has seen: One where it literally isn’t about the money. If it were, Otani would wait two years, bide his time with the Fighters and arrive in the major leagues a true free agent, able to sign with whomever he wants for however much he desires. Instead, MLB’s new collective-bargaining agreement limits the teams to hard-capped bonus pools between $4.75 million and $5.75 million to spend from July 2 until June of next year. A team can trade for up to 75 percent of its bonus-pool value, meaning the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox, both of whom have acquired international bonus money, can have a maximum of $8.3 million. The eight teams with $5.75 million to spend can deal for up to $10.1 million total, though three of them are restricted from signing any player for over $300,000 because of penalties from exceeding past pools. Eleven teams in all, including the Los Angeles Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, San Diego Padres and Houston Astros, face the $300,000 ceiling, complicating his decision even more. Otani considered signing with the Dodgers out of high school. The Cubs, with Jake Arrieta’s pending free agency and huge raises coming for their position players, covet Otani. San Diego has spent as much time as any team aside from the Texas Rangers pursuing relationships with Otani and trying to strengthen its Japanese pipeline. The Astros have sent a delegation of officials to Japan and, like every other team, cannot conceive of having what one scout calls “one of the five best pitchers in the world” for such a bargain. The process for Otani to come to MLB would work as follows: First, the league and Nippon Professional Baseball need to agree on a new posting system, according to sources. While the current version caps the posting fee paid to the Japanese team at $20 million, the sides continue to negotiate new terms and are expected to settle on a new deal before November, sources said. The fee is likely to remain flat, allowing Otani to shop for his preferred team, as opposed to the past, when it was part of a blind bidding and handcuffed the player to the major league team that bid the most. Once Nippon Ham posts Otani – something to which they’ve agreed already, according to the Japanese reports – he will have a window during which he can choose his new team. The international money will be treated as a signing bonus, and Otani – who in the world’s second- best league last season posted a 1.86 ERA, struck out 174 in 140 innings and hit .322/.416/.588 with 27 home runs – will sign a minor league contract.

I think Drabek was Top 10 when the Phillies traded him to the Jays. Lawrie and d'Arnaud both got close but I think Lawrie was promoted before he actually reached Top 10.

The Indians put their historic 16 game win streak on the line against the behemoth that is Gabriel Ynoa!

Holy f***. http://i.imgur.com/2LilegZ.png

Hanley turned that 79 MPH meatball into a 108 MPH missile. f***in obliterated. Highlight: https://streamable.com/0ivn5

A few guys on the White Sox sub-reddit called it last night I think but yeah, in terms of industry insiders, nobody had it.

I was so high on Crouse and Knecht, lmao. I don't even remember why.

http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/1/9/4/241604194/cuts/asg_logo_broadcast_date_time_3x_425nge3d_9a2ngr7n.png

513 feet, lol.

This tournament format is ass. Just go back to Top 4 advance. It's so dumb that Judge only gets to hit 13 in this round and probably fewer than 15 in the finals as well.

Can't really seed it better than they did. Upsets happen.

I feel like Sano's about to go off.

My bracket's about to go to s*** when both Sanchez and Bellinger lose.

What's with the "leadoff guy" narrative? f*** off, retards.