DDL Team Name power rankings:
Tier 1
1. The True Cardinals
2. BALCO Pharm Team
3. London Slayers
4. ISO Horny
The cream of the crop. The True Cardinals is a genius fantasy team branding that will stand the test of time. BALCO Pharm Team and ISO Horny are humorous, timeless names that draw upon the world of baseball for inspiration. London Slayers is just rock solid - an homage to the Slay City Slayers from a couple of Sega Genesis sports games in the early 1990s (I think).
Tier 2
5. The Butt Stallions
6. Bye Week
7. Burrito Boyz
8. Kitten Mittens
9. Insert Clever Name
Five good names here. Ironic, whimsical, self-deprecating, alliterated, unwanted and/or just plain funny.
Tier 3
10. Georgia Peach
I like this team name because of its link to baseball history, but it's also just kind of lame.
Tier 4
11. Taijuan On!
12. Los Osos Blancos
13. Twist and Trout
14. The War Puigs
15. The Bryce is Right
Five team names linked to players, which is never a great idea. But three of these players are so elite that it still works, a bit. Taijuan On! also meshes wonderfully with the owner's actual persona. And Los Osos Blancos is able to stand on its own, even if Evan Gattis was traded, since "The White Bears" in Spanish just kind of sounds good and works. Note - if The War Puigs became The WAR Pigs, it could rise a couple of tiers in the rankings.
Tier 5
16. Gryffindor
Harry Potter fans may disagree
Tier 6
17. B.Inge Drinking
18. 2nd Leg to Stanton
19. The Lyon Tamer
20. Triple Hawpe Brewed
These four team names are linked to specific players. Three of these players are retired (17, 19, 20) and three of these names are just not very clever or funny (18, 19, 20). B.Inge Drinking gets to the top of the s*** tier by being sort of funny. 2nd Leg to Stanton is a blatant rip off of a name thought up by noted s***** team namer Dinger. The last two are just the worst.