What flavour of crack were we smoking when this chart was created?
Scenario
Vlad Wanted A Reasonable Deal
Vlad Wanted Too Much
Jays Made a Reasonable Offer
A fantasy land where we get to be happy.
Jays have to get creative, but a deal probably gets done.
Jays Lowballed Vlad
A deal probably gets done
We are here?
What does "Jays have to get creative but a deal probably gets done" even mean if the premise is Vlad wants too much?
The text in two of these boxes is hilarious and wrong. The chart should be illustrating that to extend at this juncture both sides need to be reasonable parties, otherwise there is never a deal. I dunno how you could see a deal happening with one party acting unreasonable.
Here is the deal on the Vlad negotiations...
We have a pretty big sample size on how the Toronto Blue Jays present front office handle negotiations with players and free agents. What they seem to do is cast their net widely, evaluate all alternatives, make an assessment on all options, explore big money free agents if their assessment is competitive, stay patient until their assessment lines up with a target's actual market or desires.
We have a tiny sample on how Vlad will handle contracts and negotiations. Some statements about him being the best there is. Some irresponsible social media likes about him signing with the Yankees or Red Sox.
So I really don't think we are in the "Jays Lowballed + Vlad wants too much" box. More likely in the top right box. Why? Because the Jays historically make a "reasonable offer" on f***ing everybody. They are so "reasonable" that it makes us want to throw up sometimes.
Who is more likely to be acting unreasonably? The guy with 17 kids at 25 years old, who still can't run the bases, and doesn't know when to not click like on Instagram? Or the executive who takes a paper towel and dabs the fat off of his turkey bacon every other Sunday when he treats himself?