Years ago I was in Minni with a few friends. We went to a few clubs then ended up at a strip club at like 2AM, same one for all I know. Think it was pretty much shutting down but people just kinda hanging out.
My one buddy is a big dude (pic attached) and this stripper was all over him. Took his shirt off, was dancing all over him, etc. My buddy just sat there and let her. 20 minutes later she gets off him and says, "That'll be $20." And my buddy was like "What?! Are you f***ing kidding me?! Look at me, you should be paying me."
Bouncers got involved and was a big deal, but then my buddy just ended up paying the $20. But was ********. Was just hilarious that she was all over him, he couldn't have cared less, and she pulled that s***.