Ohtani Thread - Special Sheriff's Edition (Update: confirmed going to the Dodgers)

[wilko]

ah - I, um, don't see those ones.

 

lol

[John_Havok]

lol

 

I have Frenchy as yet unblocked, but his two obvious parrot accounts are

[Spanky99]

ah - I, um, don't see those ones.

 

Why is that dingleberry not on there? lol

[Spanky99]

I have Frenchy as yet unblocked, but his two obvious parrot accounts are

 

He doesn't have other accounts.

[wilko]

He doesn't have other accounts.

 

[Marew]

Correct French soup doesn’t have other accounts. I wish there was a way to prove it and clear his name.

[connorp]

 

Looks like someone is trying to trigger Jim

[Frenchsoup]

Marews my boy!

[Frenchsoup]

So is Wilko lol

[Carlos Danger]

This is going to be like when we thought we were going to get the Japanese SP that the Red Sox got, the name escapes me.

 

There was even a false report last minute that we had won the bidding as we were all listening with baited breadth.

 

If LAD wants him they will get him. We only signed Ryu since LAD didn't want him.

 

I am afraid there is going to be some serious blue balls for the Blue Jays...

 

From 12-01-23

 

Frustrating to be right in this case.

[Olerud363]

From 12-01-23

 

Frustrating to be right in this case.

 

 

100% right. It was Yu Darvish I think you were thinking of from December 2011, and it was almost 100% the same f***ing thing with Morosi I think was it playing the part of Kevin Gray.

 

It was literally the same week 12 years later. Same season, same vibes, same f***ing everything.

 

Second weekend of December, checking phones while christmas shopping, holiday's coming, excited happy, can't believe it happened again... same exact emotions. Same weather. Same moment where I was 100% sure we got him. Then the crash. Same f***ing everything like the world just repeats. Maybe it is a simulation.

[Olerud363]

100% right. It was Yu Darvish I think you were thinking of from December 2011, and it was almost 100% the same f***ing thing with Morosi I think was it playing the part of Kevin Gray.

 

It was literally the same week 12 years later. Same season, same vibes, same f***ing everything.

 

Second weekend of December, checking phones while christmas shopping, holiday's coming, excited happy, can't believe it happened again... same exact emotions. Same weather. Same moment where I was 100% sure we got him. Then the crash. Same f***ing everything like the world just repeats. Maybe it is a simulation.

 

 

December 2034 - Blue Jays Message Message Board transcript

 

NewFan2011 - It's official boys. We got Yakito Mashiruba. This guy is literally the greatest prospect since Ken Griffey Jr. Lightning power, triple crown in Japan, elite pitch recognition and bat to ball, 50 sb base potential and fangraphs is projecting his center field defense to be to be Kevin Keirmair like (too young to really remember KK but you oldtimers probably do). The entire package could set WAR records, even beating Barry Bonds elite seasons, and Ohtani's combined pitching and hitting WARs. Unbelievable! We the Toronto Blue Jays have the best player in the world!!!! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, love to all, the world is beautiful!!!!!!!!

 

OldOlerud363 - f*** YUOU. GO TO HELL YOU LITTLE s***. IT'S HAPPENING AGAAIAIN!!!! f***-oFF. pant pant... WE GOT NO-ONE. THE WORLD SUCKS.

 

NewFan2011 - Holy s***. What the hell is wrong with this old bastard. It's official. It's being reported everywhere. It's a done deal. This is the greatest day of any blue jays fans life.

 

Mods - Sorry NewFan2011 for the toxic posts you are being exposed to. In most cases we'd issue bans, but in this case you deserve the abuse you are getting. We've all been through stuff, and I guess this will be a lesson for you.