Ohtani Thread - Special Sheriff's Edition (Update: confirmed going to the Dodgers)

[wilko]

 

If AA pulls this ninja move off I swear to god!

[Omar]

Atlanta? Loll

 

If AA pulls this ninja move off I swear to god!

 

[Krylian]

I have a friend who works at Rogers and said the announcement is coming soon we have landed ohtani. believe or not but I believe her she's a top sales rep and has been on the field with the team and in the Rogers VIP boxes

 

I'll take any bit of potentially good news, ******** or otherwise.

 

Anyone know of any hookers that sucked off one of the guys that works in concessions at the Rogers Centre and may have heard something while draining his vein at a urinal? I'm all ears.

[Jays24]

If AA f***s us here and takes Ohtani... yall just wait for my Shatkins takes going forward lol.

[burlingtonbandit]

Atlanta? Loll

 

Complete nonsense read the guy's timeline. Literally says its clickbait to get his follower count up lol.

 

Cmon..

[Stangstag]

Sales reps wouldn't have any of that information though

 

Wouldn’t they? Gotta be ready for all thos ticket packages coming in tonight/tomorrow

[max silver]

If AA f***s us here and takes Ohtani... yall just wait for my Shatkins takes going forward lol.

 

I'll finally do myself a massive favor and put you on ignore permanently.

[Stangstag]

If AA pulls this ninja move off I swear to god!

 

AA might just be the type of vindictive doosh to up his offer just to beat the Jays

[Jays24]

I'll finally do myself a massive favor and put you on ignore permanently.

 

Feel free to get a head start then lol

[Jays24]

Complete nonsense read the guy's timeline. Literally says its clickbait to get his follower count up lol.

 

Cmon..

 

He was citing Passan so just assumed it was true lol

[thatoneguy]

Rename the team to the Blue Balls if this falls through.

[RobinThicc]

My only theory is maybe they wait until its later in the morning in Japan to make the decision public.

[Omar]

My only theory is maybe they wait until its later in the morning in Japan to make the decision public.

 

With a 13 hour time difference, sometime tonight would be good I think. Or at least announce a press conference sometime.

[Masterbather]

My balls can't get any more blue. This needs to end, one way or another.

[Slade]

Trying not to get my hopes up here but very credible people have reported it.

 

Btw that Kikuchi event has nothing to do with Ohtani, that was obviously planned and scheduled for a while.

[Omar]

N616RH is currently over Michigan due to touch down in 40 minutes.

 

alt: 45000ft

speed: 619 mph

[wamco]

I'll take any bit of potentially good news, ******** or otherwise.

 

Anyone know of any hookers that sucked off one of the guys that works in concessions at the Rogers Centre and may have heard something while draining his vein at a urinal? I'm all ears.

 

You really need me to call your mom? No biggie, I owe her 5 bucks anyhow

[jaysthebest]

So it is almost clear that Ohtani is not on the plane right now.

[Krylian]

Complete nonsense read the guy's timeline. Literally says its clickbait to get his follower count up lol.

 

Cmon..

 

Well, if you remember AAs MO. "If you hear about us being interested in someone, that means we're not". Atlanta had been pretty damn quiet in all this.

[Krylian]

You really need me to call your mom? No biggie, I owe her 5 bucks anyhow

 

She said keep the 5. She feels bad she couldn't find your dick.

[keggy]

AA might just be the type of vindictive doosh to up his offer just to beat the Jays

 

He has never done anything like that. Maybe signing Donaldson, but that was a baseball move

[tazsub3]

Well, if you remember AAs MO. "If you hear about us being interested in someone, that means we're not". Atlanta had been pretty damn quiet in all this.

 

if aa signs othani, i am on suicide watch.

 

I hated this management just cause they let him go, now they fail to him. I might as well move to Australia and start following cricket

[Omar]

Sorry....my bad. f***

[wilko]

if aa signs othani, i am on suicide watch.

 

I hated this management just cause they let him go, now they fail to him. I might as well move to Australia and start following cricket

 

[Daniel Labude]

[Stangstag]

My only theory is maybe they wait until its later in the morning in Japan to make the decision public.

 

Oh thats a great point

[Laika]

 

bio says parody, bro

[jaysthebest]

 

I don't believe this clickbait twit, but assuming it's true, then Ohtani is not on the plane lol.

[Jayzfan79]

since it is coming up to 6am Saturday morning in Japan, 7pm presser in Toronto would be an ideal time for an announcement in Japan.

[Omar]

If true, I guess he's not on the plane... Edited December 8, 2023 by Omar