Wet Blanket Thread...

[TheHurl]

Too much positivity has never been a good look on this board. Lets throw the wet blanket on things (have fun with it). I'll start

 

 

Charlie Montoyo is still our manager

[L54]

The bullpen

[Laika]

Vlad has only had one good season

George Springer can't stay healthy

Bo is a bad defender

Chapman has a hole in his swing

Gurriel was dogshit for most of 2021

Teoscar has a risky profile

Second base as a blackhole

Jansen can't hit at all

Kirk is disgusting

 

Ryu is cooked

Gausman is overpaid and will get nuked in the AL East again

Berrios is an SP3

Kikuchi will have a 5.00 ERA

Manoah is fat and overrated

Pearson can't throw strikes and won't stay healthy

 

Romano is worse than Parmesan

The rest of the bullpen is mediocre or risky

 

Moreno is a catcher, they never come up and do well right away

 

The manager sucks

 

Covid19 and Canadian politics will ruin the season at some point

 

You still have to listen to Buck Martinez

[Spanky99]

Hah... end thread./

[Captain Adama]

Romano is worse than Parmesan

 

I mean...this is objectively true.

[Ryu In My House]

Vlad has only had one good season

George Springer can't stay healthy

Bo is a bad defender

Chapman has a hole in his swing

Gurriel was dogshit for most of 2021

Teoscar has a risky profile

Second base as a blackhole

Jansen can't hit at all

Kirk is disgusting

 

Ryu is cooked

Gausman is overpaid and will get nuked in the AL East again

Berrios is an SP3

Kikuchi will have a 5.00 ERA

Manoah is fat and overrated

Pearson can't throw strikes and won't stay healthy

 

Romano is worse than Parmesan

The rest of the bullpen is mediocre or risky

 

Moreno is a catcher, they never come up and do well right away

 

The manager sucks

 

Covid19 and Canadian politics will ruin the season at some point

 

You still have to listen to Buck Martinez

 

Well, we can close this thread now. That covers pretty much everything.

[Krylian]

Now that Berrios has his big deal there's no motivation for him to be elite anymore.

[Krylian]

Merryweather has given zero evidence that see can stay healthy and give you more than 15 innings a season.

[Stangstag]

Bullpen could still suck and tank the team, a repeat of last year

[glory]

Montoyo being the manager could have ended this thread. That reality scares me more than anything currently on the roster.

[Jonn]

Berrios is an SP3

 

I mean well this is just true.

[Jonn]

Montoyo being the manager could have ended this thread. That reality scares me more than anything currently on the roster.

 

Yup I fear he is going break Romano and bring in Ryan Borucki in far to often in high leverage scenarios.

[FantasyNewb]

Espinal will be busted for taking the roids.

[lovemyjays]

Cavan Biggio absolutely sucks.

[Grant77]

You just knew there would be multiple Krylian posts in here

[Jimcanuck]

Jim is here.

[connorp]

Well, we can close this thread now. That covers pretty much everything.

 

Basically, yeah. Hogged all the good stuff

[connorp]

All of Jim’s highly touted prospects, including J-Rod, s*** the bed

[Krylian]

You just knew there would be multiple Krylian posts in here

 

Blame the OP

[connorp]

Blame the OP

 

If anything, it seemed like a mod setup to let Laila unload. That was clearly locked and loaded

[connorp]

Saves him lot of time from switching to his troll accounts

[polar bear]

McGuire,why is that wanker even in the majors.?

[Krylian]

Jays will get f***ed by horrible umpiring all season long.

[G-Snarls]

McGuire,why is that wanker even in the majors.?

 

Might be time to let him go and just keep Kirk/Jansen until Moreno starts forcing his way up

 

McGuire might even clear waivers again and accept a AAA assignment to be kept as backup

[L54]

Wow I'm expecting a third place finish in the AL East after reading this thread

 

Red Sox

Yankees

Jays

Orioles

Rays

[G-Snarls]

Too much positivity has never been a good look on this board. Lets throw the wet blanket on things (have fun with it). I'll start

 

 

Charlie Montoyo is still our manager

 

With this lineup it might not matter

 

And he should let Walker make the bullpen decisions

[Olerud363]

Montoyo being the manager could have ended this thread. That reality scares me more than anything currently on the roster.

 

lol. Charlie's moves cost like 1/100 win every 10 games. So like 1/10 of a win.

 

It's a coin flip today. Tied 3-3. 50% win probability for each team. And here we go...

 

DEAR LORD NO! CHARLIE JUST BUNTED. JAYS WIN PROBABILITY DOWN to 49.9%.

 

Funny thing is half the people on the board mentally count each Charlie gaff as 1 win.

[Spanky99]

lol. Charlie's moves cost like 1/100 win every 10 games. So like 1/10 of a win.

 

It's a coin flip today. Tied 3-3. 50% win probability for each team. And here we go...

 

DEAR LORD NO! CHARLIE JUST BUNTED. JAYS WIN PROBABILITY DOWN to 49.9%.

 

Funny thing is half the people on the board mentally count each Charlie gaff as 1 win.

 

Funny is you slobbering over his dick, like a popsicle.

[connorp]

Funny is you slobbering over his dick, like a popsicle.

 

Lol

[Krylian]

For someone who doesn't strike out, Leo Jimenez has been striking out all over the damn place this spring.