Jona Keri assaults his wife

[AintNoThang]

That sucks balls. I have been as well, but only really noticed in retrospect 'cause I'm physically much bigger than every girl I've dated so it doesn't seem really bad 'cause it doesn't actually hurt that much, but it's pretty f***ed up to have a girlfriend repeatedly punch you and s***.

 

Yeah, the first time it happened I was pretty young. Not long on "the beer". We were having drinks are her place and ran out, so we decided to head over to a corner store to pick up some more. Basically I was a Lil Spanky in training. I broke the seal and ran behind a garbage bin on the way, and out of nowhere I get sucker punched a couple times. I was too confused as to what was going on that I couldn't "pinch it off" and was pissing circles around the dumpster trying to get away from her. After I was done she began to act like nothing happened. I sent her in to get the beer and jumped in a cab without her because I wanted him to know that if I'm murdered that night, that psycho did it. She begged me on the way home not to report her because she was in training to be an RCMP dispatcher. I was pretty confused about the whole thing until I found out over time she was legit bat s*** crazy.

 

In every moment or argument I've ever had with a woman, even while I'm getting smacked around, I've never been close to getting physical back. I really don't understand what can drive a man to do it.

 

Side note: I'm currently with one of the abusers... although she hasn't been physical in about 3 years.

[Deadpool]

Yeah, the first time it happened I was pretty young. Not long on "the beer". We were having drinks are her place and ran out, so we decided to head over to a corner store to pick up some more. Basically I was a Lil Spanky in training. I broke the seal and ran behind a garbage bin on the way, and out of nowhere I get sucker punched a couple times. I was too confused as to what was going on that I couldn't "pinch it off" and was pissing circles around the dumpster trying to get away from her. After I was done she began to act like nothing happened. I sent her in to get the beer and jumped in a cab without her because I wanted him to know that if I'm murdered that night, that psycho did it. She begged me on the way home not to report her because she was in training to be an RCMP dispatcher. I was pretty confused about the whole thing until I found out over time she was legit bat s*** crazy.

 

In every moment or argument I've ever had with a woman, even while I'm getting smacked around, I've never been close to getting physical back. I really don't understand what can drive a man to do it.

 

Side note: I'm currently with one of the abusers... although she hasn't been physical in about 3 years.

 

Yeah, I've never hit back. Like I said, it didn't seem that bad at the time ever, only in retrospect. And hope she stays that way, it's not a fun way to live.

[tbad]

Unfun fact: I've been in 4 serious relationships and have been physically assaulted in 4.

 

What the f*** is wrong with you?

 

If some woman tried to beat me I would let loose a f***ing gauntlet of fury... and I don't mean getting physical because that s*** doesn't fly / isn't cool

[Deadpool]

What the f*** is wrong with you?

 

If some woman tried to beat me I would let loose a f***ing gauntlet of fury... and I don't mean getting physical because that s*** doesn't fly / isn't cool

 

If your offline personality is anything like it is here, I'm sure you won't have a problem with a woman wanting to beat you, or even be within punching distance.

[tbad]

If your offline personality is anything like it is here, I'm sure you won't have a problem with a woman wanting to beat you, or even be within punching distance.

 

Happily married... also been in several serious relationships with no hint of "woman wanting to beat me" / I feel bad for you, however the idea does seem comical

[Boxcar]

Thank you Mr. Anus.

 

His wife is not the first thing he has assaulted. He assaults journalism and analysis every-time he writes a column.. Horrible baseball takes and analysis..

 

lol wow

 

past the cringe and distastefulness, though, that's some serious irony. You assault everyone's eyes every time you fart out a post.

[Boxcar]

 

 

Well, that didn't age well.

 

what did they say

[Jonn]

Yea hate to see it.

[AintNoThang]

What the f*** is wrong with you?

 

If some woman tried to beat me I would let loose a f***ing gauntlet of fury... and I don't mean getting physical because that s*** doesn't fly / isn't cool

 

Let me guess, you got 20+ inch biceps, bro!

[glory]

I can't see the embedded Tweet anymore either, so maybe he took it down. He tweeted in 2016 basically saying f*** Aroldis Chapman and that he wasn't a fan of domestic violence.

 

He must have been somewhat of a fan of it, apparently.

[tbad]

Let me guess, you got 20+ inch biceps, bro!

 

I wish... I'm prob your average joe muscle-wise

 

In all seriousness... what is it about your personality would you say leads you into relationships where woman want to beat you?

[AintNoThang]

If your offline personality is anything like it is here, I'm sure you won't have a problem with a woman wanting to beat you, or even be within punching distance.

 

Yeah, you can tell by his past 3 or 4 posts that he's a giant chode.

[AintNoThang]

I wish... I'm prob your average joe muscle-wise

 

In all seriousness... what is it about your personality would you say leads you into relationships where woman want to beat you?

 

I also have many that want to f*** me, so it's a mixed bag.

[BTS]

I wish... I'm prob your average joe muscle-wise

 

In all seriousness... what is it about your personality would you say leads you into relationships where woman want to beat you?

 

Remember when the majority of the forum voted that you get banned? What is it about your personality would you say leads people to prefer that you not post here?

[tbad]

Remember when the majority of the forum voted that you get banned? What is it about your personality would you say leads people to prefer that you not post here?

 

That's sort of what I'm aiming for... in case you didn't notice? This is pretty much the waste grounds of the internet...

[tbad]

I also have many that want to f*** me, so it's a mixed bag.

 

I find this hard to believe, no offense

[BTS]

That's sort of what I'm aiming for... in case you didn't notice? This is pretty much the waste grounds of the internet...

 

As you wish.

[AintNoThang]

I find this hard to believe, no offense

 

Not trying to win your approval, no offense.

[Brownie19]

Yeah, the first time it happened I was pretty young. Not long on "the beer". We were having drinks are her place and ran out, so we decided to head over to a corner store to pick up some more. Basically I was a Lil Spanky in training. I broke the seal and ran behind a garbage bin on the way, and out of nowhere I get sucker punched a couple times. I was too confused as to what was going on that I couldn't "pinch it off" and was pissing circles around the dumpster trying to get away from her. After I was done she began to act like nothing happened. I sent her in to get the beer and jumped in a cab without her because I wanted him to know that if I'm murdered that night, that psycho did it. She begged me on the way home not to report her because she was in training to be an RCMP dispatcher. I was pretty confused about the whole thing until I found out over time she was legit bat s*** crazy.

 

In every moment or argument I've ever had with a woman, even while I'm getting smacked around, I've never been close to getting physical back. I really don't understand what can drive a man to do it.

 

Side note: I'm currently with one of the abusers... although she hasn't been physical in about 3 years.

 

Dude - that's awful. Rule #1 - never stick your dick in crazy.

Edited July 20, 2019 by Brownie19

[FrozenRopes]

Don't know him, but he sounds like a loser.

[Abomination]

It never seems to fail. The ones that shout about something the loudest are always the ones to look at the closest.

[Jimcanuck]

Dude - that's awful. Rule #1 - never stick your dick in crazy.

 

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

[L54]

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

 

Yup. Not rule number one. Rule number one is don't get involved with crazies, just take them as they come!

[wk680]

Yup. Not rule number one. Rule number one is don't get involved with crazies, just take them as they come!

 

I would say rule 1 is to go for the woman that totally 'does it for you' the most. Don't go for the girl that you think your friends will be most impressed by (superficially). There are many things besides 'conventional physical attractiveness' that play a role, and you need to follow your own impulses, regardless of what anyone else will think.

[saskjayfan]

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

 

Why do you make posts that make you sound like a teenager? You're older than me and I'm old.

[Deadpool]

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

 

Nah, the ones with daddy issues are the best f***s, it's just that those two intersect a lot.

[Dick_Pole]

It never seems to fail. The ones that shout about something the loudest are always the ones to look at the closest.

 

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

 

Did anyone else get a chuckle out of these two posts being back-to-back?

[Dick_Pole]

Why do you make posts that make you sound like a teenager? You're older than me and I'm old.

 

Grab 'em by the pussy.

[AintNoThang]

I would say rule 1 is to go for the woman that totally 'does it for you' the most. Don't go for the girl that you think your friends will be most impressed by (superficially). There are many things besides 'conventional physical attractiveness' that play a role, and you need to follow your own impulses, regardless of what anyone else will think.

 

That was part of my problem. I went after the hot ones who had very strong personalities and liked to party. All the times that they got aggressive is when they were drunk. I found out over time that all 4 have done the same things in previous relationships. And they often found the stories funny, which is disturbing. I was always in the mindset to remove myself from the situation, let them calm down, and then let them know I wasn't going to put up with it. All you need on the other side is someone like tbad, who's waiting to show them the "fury", for really bad things to happen.

 

I look back and don't know why I was in those relationships as I've always been more attracted to the cute, sweet ones, over the hot ones with strong personalities.

 

All that said, and I know it's a generalization, but my experience is the crazier they are, the better the sex. It was quite the conundrum.

[Boxcar]

Agreed, but f***, the crazy ones are the best f***s

 

Yeah ok jim