GDT Game 5: Bal @ Tor 1/3

[Corporal Valdal]

Its David f***ing Hess for gods sake lol

[gruber92]

David "Cy Young" Hess

[Brownie19]

My f***ing God every game now the first 3 innings are like this?

 

yep - every game Great observations. What would we do without you?

[BTS]

Getting dominated by Jordan Zimmermann and Matt Moore was one thing, but getting absolutely clowned on by David Hess is unbearable.

[THANOS]

Oh dear, are we actually getting no hit by David f***ing Hess?

 

This is pretty ridiculous. Our hitters looked pretty damn good in spring, overall, yet now look awful. I'm not sure what happened? All of them go cold at the same time lol. Maybe cold weather = cold hitting for these guys.

[Corporal Valdal]

yep - every game Great observations. What would we do without you?

 

Why are you so cranky today?

[havok24]

Vladdy can't come soon enough lol.

[bones10]

O's f***ing suck too, this could have been a 0-0 game

[Orgfiller]

Oh dear, are we actually getting no hit by David f***ing Hess?

 

No-hit is one thing, we're getting absolutely dominated.

[gruber92]

What's the skinny on our new hitting coach? I don't know nothing about him except he's Hispanic and is 32 years old.

[Brownie19]

Going to be lots of games like this one this year

 

This.

[Orgfiller]

At least Pannone has done well to rest the bullpen.

[BTS]

This is pretty ridiculous. Our hitters looked pretty damn good in spring, overall, yet now look awful. I'm not sure what happened? All of them go cold at the same time lol. Maybe cold weather = cold hitting for these guys.

 

Every team's hitters look good in spring. The weather is warm, the parks are small, and arms are s*****.

[Corporal Valdal]

Its weird hearing the Skydome so quiet

[Angrioter]

Tigers and O's pitching eating the Jays alive. That's not good at all

[havok24]

Two crappy baseball teams playing in Toronto on a Monday night. Sounds like a great time to get hammered.

[Superdood]

This team couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat right now, it's gonna be hard to watch all season.

[Plat]

Don't know how you can expect anything else with this roster.

[BTS]

Hell of a job by Pannone.

[glory]

Man I knew the lineup was going to be mediocre this year but damn. Jays basically getting no hit through 5 innings every game. If they ever face an opener, they'll probably get no hit for real.

[THANOS]

Every team's hitters look good in spring. The weather is warm, the parks are small, and arms are s*****.

 

Fair enough lol. Painful to watch. You'd think at least a few of the hot streaks would continue into the regular season though.

[Jonn]

Hess is getting this no hitter for sure.

[jays4life19]

Hess is getting this no hitter for sure.

 

I almost want it to happen at this point.

[glory]

I hope Shatkins doesn't F around and delay Bichette for service time reasons. If he's hitting well in AAA by mid season call his ass up. I don't know how much of this I can watch, and it's only 5 games in. Even the wins have been boring.

[jays4life19]

Wow

[jays4life19]

This is ********. How dare you do my boy Hess dirty like this

[bones10]

uhhhhhh okay

[Terminator]

Pretty surprising they took him out but they probably have a better chance for a combined no hitter anyway.

[Key22]

When Chris Sale comes into town it will be an easy 27 up 27 strikeouts.

[KevinGregg]

Hess is getting this no hitter for sure.

 

You jinxed him