2018 BJMB Forum Poster Awards (Voting Thread)

[Frag]

Best Idaho: Potato

[Boxcar]

So my three finalists for best poster were Boxy, J4L19, and P2F. But J4L19 has just quit the forum for the 13th time, so I guess it's a two-horse race.

 

Can we settle this in an inflatable pool filled with KY Jelly?

[BTS]

Can we settle this in an inflatable pool filled with KY Jelly?

 

By all means

[P2F]

Can we settle this in an inflatable pool filled with KY Jelly?

 

I'm game if we can set this up at the corner of Yonge and Bloor at midnight.

[King]

King is getting absolutely rekt

I can live with that knowing I'm not a batshit crazy, women hating, tarantula fetishizer, racist, moon truther like you.

[Boxcar]

I can live with that knowing I'm not a batshit crazy, women hating, tarantula fetishizer, racist, moon truther like you.

 

Moon truther was a nice touch

[BTS]

I can live with that knowing I'm not a batshit crazy, women hating, tarantula fetishizer, racist, moon truther like you.

 

wow!

[Maahfaace]

Best Overall Poster: P2F

Funniest Poster: Boxcar

Nicest Poster: TheHurl

Best Foreign Poster: Spanky (ginger is foreign right?)

Dumbest Poster: JimCanuck

Most out of touch poster: JimCanuck

Best Female Poster: littlemoon

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: JFL

Comeback poster of the year: Krylian

Most Annoying Poster: JimCanuck

Best Troll: DickPole

Best Mod: BTS

Best infrequent poster: spats

Thread of the year: LoD

Best new board meme: 10 straight balls

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): Lalika

Worst Overall Poster: Todd

Worst Troll: Carlos Danger

Best BJMB fantasy player: Maahfaace

Favourite poster: Boxcar

[jaysblue]

Added favourite poster and made one change.

 

Best Overall Poster: P2F

Funniest Poster: Boxcar and Spanky

Nicest Poster: The Hurl

Best Foreign Poster: Terminator

Dumbest Poster: Jimcanuck

Most out of touch poster: Bobthe4th

Best Female Poster:

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: MikeM

Comeback poster of the year: Boxcar

Most Annoying Poster: Jimcanuck, silvergun and Bobthe4th

Best Troll: Georgia Peach

Best Mod: BTS

Best infrequent poster: Chappy

Thread of the year: Politics Thread

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): silvergun

Worst Overall Poster: Jimcanuck

Worst Troll: JFL19

Best BJMB fantasy player: JaysBlue

Favourite Poster: Boxcar and Spanky

[Carlos Danger]

If I was really a Troll, I would be the best damn Troll you guys ever did see..

 

I should win the award for poster with most personalities (Tri-polar.).. Nicest guy, most annoying, troll...

 

Oh well, they say any publicity is good publicity, so I am all good

[Spanky99]

I'm game if we can set this up at the corner of Yonge and Bloor at midnight.

 

South-West corner, always SW corner.

[Carlos Danger]

Best Overall Poster: BTS

Funniest Poster: Three way tie: Dick-Pole/Dr. Dinger/Laika

Nicest Poster: P2F

Best Foreign Poster: You are all foreign to me

Most out of touch poster: Appears based on the poll results to be Mr. Danger..

Best Female Poster: SirBJay

Poster who reminds me the most of Alan from the Hangover: Spanky

Poster who I would like to have a beer with: Boxy

Poster I would like to go on 48hr binger/rager with in Thailand or Vegas with: Spanky

Most Annoying Poster: Brownie 19

Best Troll: Dick-Pole (Said with admiration)

Best Mod: TheHurl

Best infrequent poster: Tercet

Thread of the year: Billy Mckinney Top Comparables

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): SirBJay

Favorite poster: Boxy

Poster who is best mix of old school and new school: Mr. Danger

Best looking poster: Mr. Danger

Best looking spouse of a poster: Mrs. Danger

Poster that is my bitch but I don't dislike as a person: JimCuck

Best Posters in the Off-Topic Forum: Terminator and Boxy

[Daniel Labude]

Best Overall Poster: P2F

Funniest Poster: The nice Spanky

Nicest Poster: Terminator

Best Foreign Poster: Angrioter

Dumbest Poster: ....

Most out of touch poster: Jimcanuck

Best Female Poster: Vdub

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: The LoD assistant manager for the Reds

Comeback poster of the year: Krylian

Most Annoying Poster: The not nice Spanky

Best Troll: King

Best Mod: Hurl

Best infrequent poster: intentional_wok

Thread of the year: Prospects

Best new board meme: Trade Donaldson

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped...needs to post more): Angrioter

Worst Overall Poster: Jimcanuck

Worst Troll: Tercet

Best BJMB fantasy player: King

Favourite poster: P2F

[Brownie19]

Most Annoying Poster: Brownie 19

 

Troll game - weak.

[Carlos Danger]

Troll game - weak.

 

Actually, If am being honest. It was from the night you were off your meds raging about the broadcasters and everything and anything in some playoff game.. Can't recall which series.

[TheHurl]

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): silvergun

 

You got yourself out of my biggest disappointment with this reminder. What a meltdown he had

[Brownie19]

Actually, If am being honest. It was from the night you were off your meds raging about the broadcasters and everything and anything in some playoff game.. Can't recall which series.

 

meh - fair point. Broadcasters and playoff games can set me off the deep end from time to time.

[Boxcar]

You got yourself out of my biggest disappointment with this reminder. What a meltdown he had

 

How is Jaysblue your biggest disappointment? He's posting the same way he always has.

 

And can we not go into those reminders. Ugh, the cringe is too strong

[King]

I've been saying silvergun is one of the worst posters on the board since 2015 and you guys are finally catching up.

[DigitalRock]

What do the winners get? A bag of weed?

[Maahfaace]

What do the winners get? A bag of weed?

 

A non binary prostitute.

[Boxcar]

I've been saying silvergun is one of the worst posters on the board since 2015 and you guys are finally catching up.

 

Apparently, too bad you didn't have that same level of insight about yourself.

[DigitalRock]

A non binary prostitute.

 

Giving the gift of STD's. Nice.

[King]

Apparently, too bad you didn't have that same level of insight about yourself.

 

You better watch yourself. You're speaking to the 2016 Comeback Poster of the Year.

[Boxcar]

You better watch yourself. You're speaking to the 2016 Comeback Poster of the Year.

 

I see you're going for it again in 2019

[wilko]

The voting should be anonymous!

[Spanky99]

The voting should be anonymous!

 

Settle down, Third Eye Blind, lol.

[jays4life19]

Best Overall Poster: Jays4life15

Funniest Poster: Hurl

Nicest Poster: Todd

Best Foreign Poster: Boxy

Dumbest Poster: Jays4life19

Most out of touch poster: dunno

Best Female Poster: Vdub

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: We don't have new posters

Comeback poster of the year: dunno

Most Annoying Poster: Jays4life19

Best Troll: I'M NOT A f***ING TROLL.

Best Mod: Hurl

Best infrequent poster: Dunno

Thread of the year: DFS

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): dunno

Worst Overall Poster: jays4life19

Worst Troll: NOT A f***ING TROLL.

Best BJMB fantasy player: Two Guys 1 cup

Favourite poster: P2F

[Captain Adama]

Best Overall Poster: Jays4life15

Funniest Poster: Hurl

Nicest Poster: Todd

Best Foreign Poster: Boxy

Dumbest Poster: Jays4life19

Most out of touch poster: dunno

Best Female Poster: Vdub

Best New Poster/Rookie Of The Year: We don't have new posters

Comeback poster of the year: dunno

Most Annoying Poster: Jays4life19

Best Troll: I'M NOT A f***ING TROLL.

Best Mod: Hurl

Best infrequent poster: Dunno

Thread of the year: DFS

Best new board meme:

Biggest disappointment (decent poster that slipped): dunno

Worst Overall Poster: jays4life19

Worst Troll: NOT A f***ING TROLL.

Best BJMB fantasy player: Two Guys 1 cup

Favourite poster: P2F

 

I like JFL15 too, he's much better than the other JFL.

[jays4life19]

I like JFL15 too, he's much better than the other JFL.

 

Fa Sho. Totally less trolly.