Here's my GDT, so call me maybe. (Jays vs White sox 7.07pm)

[Boxcar]

I was thinking the other day about how much the Indians and Twins records are going to be inflated by having three terrible teams in their division. Could be a significant boost the Twins wild card hopes.

 

Well, we have the Rays and Oriloles at least.

[Daniel Labude]

It takes a whole, minute... where'd you find the HR% on runs scored stat?

 

It was on the broadcast

[Orgfiller]

Well, we have the Rays and Oriloles at least.

 

You just know the Rays are going to be annoying as f*** to beat like always.

[Brownie19]

you know what he could use Tabby? how about a f***ing strike.

[Boxcar]

K Axford can't hit the broadside of a barn right now, Gibby better have a quick hook here.

[bzapple]

Ugh, I really don't want to see Axford pitch.

 

Whenever I watch present day John Axford I just close my eyes and picture 2011 John Axford. That guy kicked ass.

[CraigG]

Axford is a BB machine... what a mistake

[vdubmvp]

Of all the clips they could show during the commercials, why do they keep using that stupid one with the squirrel. It's so boring and cringy. Oh a squirrel on the field, unfortunately I have zero f***s to give.

 

That squirrel > you.

[Terminator]

I wouldn't let Axford face Abreu regardless of what happens here

[Boxcar]

That squirrel > you.

 

You = mean for no reason

[Brownie19]

Ugh - Solarte should get comfortable at 3rd...

[Krylian]

Who says soft hands aren't a thing...

[Orgfiller]

Nice job Smoak.

[Terminator]

Randy Johnson's exploding bird > That dumn squirrel

[Boxcar]

Come on Gibby. What are you doing Gibby. I love you Gibby but please don't do this

[Terminator]

The cat that bit/scratched the s*** out of the groundskeeper and then escaped > that dumn squirrel

[Krylian]

I'm not a fan of Axford pitching with small leads.

 

Or big leads

[Orgfiller]

f*** he had that in his glove.

[fatcowxlive]

Dammit

[Boxcar]

Come on Gibby

[vdubmvp]

The cat that bit/scratched the s*** out of the groundskeeper and then escaped > that dumn squirrel

 

Well this I agree with. Cats > all.

[Captain Adama]

holy f***

[havok24]

f*** he had it.

[AledmysDiaz]

Axford blowing it

[CraigG]

Why the f*** are we throwing Axford into a three-run game, this guy should be mop-up only

[Orgfiller]

Ok Matt Davidson sucks, let's hope for the best here. Keep it outside the middle of the plate Axford.

[Terminator]

Why the f*** are we throwing Axford into a three-run game, this guy should be mop-up only

 

Axford sucks. He's not even ideal for mop up because he can only go one inning.

[glory]

Axford is trash. Not sure what they expected to be different this year. Just gotta hope he doesn’t blow any games before he’s released.

[Deadpool]

In the glove, popped out when his glove hit the turf. Dammit.

[Boxcar]

Why

The f***

Is Axford

Still pitching