GDT: Toronto Bluejays (5-14) vs St Louis Cardinals @ 8pm.

[o2cui2i]

How much do you figure Greg Zaun makes?

 

he gets paid in old lady curtains that he turns into suits

[Gary]

he gets paid in old lady curtains that he turns into suits

Interesting.

[Governator]

Salty can't break strikeout records sitting on the bench ya know.

[Gary]

Salty can't break strikeout records sitting on the bench ya know.

lol

[Gary]

Salty batting 6th???? WTF??

[EdwinsParrot]

Russ at 3rd? Ok then

 

I guess it's so important to get salty in there lmao

[Gary]

Remember we still have AA to thank for Estrada. What a trade.

[Laika]

Ezequiel Carrera is such a unique player. Most of the time when a guy like Zeke is on a roster and starting, it's because he "does the little things right".

With Zeke it's the exact opposite--he does all the little things horribly.

 

Just last game, think about all of his dumb mistakes: missed hit and run getting Pillar thrown out, throwing to the wrong base from the outfield, getting picked off in a crucial 1 run game situation...

 

He's pretty special.

[o2cui2i]

watching Arash is like watching paint dry. someone give the sloth some Red Bull.

[Gary]

watching Arash is like watching paint dry. someone give the sloth some Red Bull.

And get him under 10,000 calories per day.

[Jonn]

watching Arash is like watching paint dry. someone give the sloth some Red Bull.

 

That would probably kill him. He's a rough night away from heart failure.

[o2cui2i]

And get him under 10,000 calories per day.

 

who cares how big he is... he's not eating from your fridge is he? keep your Sizeism to yourself.

 

I just don't want him sucking people's life force through boring them to death.

[Gary]

who cares how big he is... he's not eating from your fridge is he? keep your Sizeism to yourself.

 

I just don't want him sucking people's life force through boring them to death.

Who cares how boring he is. Keep your boringism to yourself.

[o2cui2i]

Who cares how boring he is. Keep your boringism to yourself.

 

way to make up words when you know you're in the wrong.

[P2F]

http://i.imgur.com/Hn5EW4b.jpg

[Gary]

way to make up words when you know you're in the wrong.

I'm no more in the wrong than you are.

[Jonn]

http://i.imgur.com/Hn5EW4b.jpg

 

I thought Boston was the saltiest place on the earth. Home of the Boston Saltics

[Gary]

I thought Boston was the saltiest place on the earth. Home of the Boston Saltics

Yikes.

[Terminator]

******** groundball single. But it gets though and the 1 run lead is probably insurmountable.

[Effit]

Marco looked like that one run was the end of the world, can't imagine why.

[o2cui2i]

******** groundball single. But it gets though and the 1 run lead is probably insurmountable.

 

can't imagine the pressure on the pitchers when they have to go out knowing they have to be perfect and still might not win. It's been a few years since the offense was this bad.

[ChrisS]

Arguably our best chance at winning a game this series and we have Salty catching and batting 6th with his 67% strike out rate

[Effit]

Wacha wacha

[Effit]

Wacha wacha wacha

[Gary]

Wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha

[jays4life19]

Wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha

[Gary]

Wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha wacha

[Governator]

You guys are weird.

[EdwinsParrot]

Marco going yard

[Terminator]

Rayn Goins is comfortable and confident at the plate.