Encarnacion Legal Trouble

[intentional wok]

Ang, when E-Rex finishes destroying his unwitting companion for the night does he saunter to the shower with his elbow up?

[KingKat]

Oh, that's old, lol.

 

Oh super old. Louis says that he's 39 in the bit. I have been listening to a lot of his old bits lately.

[Seanie]

Thats my thought. All the lying and the covering up is a lot of work for 5 minutes of sex lol

 

5 minutes, are you a horny teenager?

[Seanie]

Yeah he is and according to groupie web sites he uses social media to hook up with girls all the time.

 

I might convert to the other team for one night with Donaldson...

[Terminator]

I had a buddy that used to cheat on his girl for years and although the girls he was cheating on her with were decent, his girlfriend was way hotter and the amount of lies/two phones/close calls seems like in the end it isn't worth it. If you want to fool around, stay single and have a blast otherwise it's so filthy.

 

Well he must have gotten a rush out of it but I agree, prob not worth it.

 

But for a pro player who is always on the road it takes very little effort to get laid and getting caught is harder so they must think it's worth the risk.

[crazy47larry]

[jdmo]

He doesn't cage his parrot?

[closetjaysfan]

Wow how bad is sex education in the DR if Edwin thinks you get STDs from 4 wheeling and swimming in rivers?

[King]

I wonder what Mike Wilner has to say about this...

Mike Wilner ‏@Wilnerness590 3m3 minutes ago

Not going to comment on the #TMZ rumour about Edwin Encarnacion until I (along with everybody else) get a chance to talk to him tomorrow.

[Jonn]

Wow how bad is sex education in the DR if Edwin thinks you get STDs from 4 wheeling and swimming in rivers?

 

That's probably just something she said to embarrass him. Encarnacion was educated. People forget he drafted and not an IFA.

[JFD]

another bitch looking for an easy pay day...

 

and LOL at Edwin being a superstar.

[L54]

LOL at Edwin being a superstar.

 

Why? Because he plays in Toronto? If Edwin played in LA, BOS or NY everyone would recognize him as a superstar. One of the game's most underrated hitters.

[FrozenRopes]

Bull Edwin

[JFD]

Why? Because he plays in Toronto? If Edwin played in LA, BOS or NY everyone would recognize him as a superstar. One of the game's most underrated hitters.

 

33 year old superstar with zero 5+ WAR seasons? That doesn't sit right with me.. Nothing to do with the city he plays in.

[Cyborg]

33 year old superstar with zero 5+ WAR seasons? That doesn't sit right with me.. Nothing to do with the city he plays in.

I would tend to agree, but the public cares about this:

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2011&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=5,d

[dineke]

33 year old superstar with zero 5+ WAR seasons? That doesn't sit right with me.. Nothing to do with the city he plays in.

 

muni kawasaki is a superstar and he has zero 1 war seasons

[Zaun of the Dead]

I would say at this point Edwin is pretty much a superstar. he'll be getting superstar money, that's for sure.

 

But more importantly, has anyone found the video yet?

[King]

I would say at this point Edwin is pretty much a superstar. he'll be getting superstar money, that's for sure.

 

But more importantly, has anyone found the video yet?

 

I hope it's better than the Christian Yelich video

[L54]

I hope it's better than the Christian Yelich video

 

Giant let down

[Angrioter]

That's probably just something she said to embarrass him. Encarnacion was educated. People forget he drafted and not an IFA.

 

Wow how bad is sex education in the DR if Edwin thinks you get STDs from 4 wheeling and swimming in rivers?

 

You both are insulting me very badly. We f*** with animals, but we know how to use a plantain condom.

[King]

You both are insulting me very badly. We f*** with animals, but we know how to use a plantain condom.

Where are the pictures of the girl?

[Angrioter]

Where are the pictures of the girl?

 

I'm on my phone. She was talking on the radio too

[FrozenRopes]

She got STDs from riding on a tractor

[TheHurl]

I'm on my phone. She was talking on the radio too

 

We'll ask Grant how she looked then

[OtisNixonFan]

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that Sam Beulens girlfriend is trying to prepare them for life after baseball?

[GD]

I haven't read this thread yet but I assume it ends with Boxy saying innocent until proven guilty and IL'ing Dinger.

[GD]

Gold digger.

 

Case closed.

 

close enough

[Bobthe4th]

[Krylian]

I wonder if he gives the ladies the Edwing when he finishes.

[vdartanian]

Wouldnt having an STD effect your athletic performance?

 

??? Not unless you're planning on hitting the ball with your cock!