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[dineke]

THE FINAL LIST

 

25. Chavez

24. Osuna

23. Sanchez

22. Dickey

21. Loup

20. Colabello

19. Smoak

18. Happ

17. Encarnacion

16. Travis

15. Cecil

14. Thole

13. Hutchison

12. Bautista

11. Revere

10. Barney

9. Saunders

8. Stroman

7. Goins

6. Estrada

5. Pillar

T3. Pompey

T3. Martin

2. Donaldson

1. Tulowitzki

 

Wow we do not have a very attractive team.

[Effit]

Thanks for doing this TRM!

 

Merry Christmas everyone!

[Candy Maldonado]

Wow we do not have a very attractive team.

Another reason we should have kept Valencia and Norris.

[Krylian]

Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't think Osuna is shrek. Lol

 

Shrek is love

[burlingtonbandit]

If Daniel Norris was still on the team would he be the unanimous number 1?

[Cookie]

This thread made Christmas.

[TheHurl]

TRM can we get a google doc?

[TRM]

TRM can we get a google doc?

 

For what reason?

[TheHurl]

 

Poor Chavez if he reads this thread

[TRM]

 

Poor Chavez if he reads this thread

 

Somehow this is gonna get me banned from the Rogers Centre, I know it.

[TheHurl]

For what reason?

 

so we can see from top to bottom who everyone picked

[TRM]

so we can see from top to bottom who everyone picked

 

I'm not sure people want that to be honest. I know some certainly did not.

[bendera3]

so we can see from top to bottom who everyone picked

 

1. Russell Martin

2. Darwin Barney

3. Ryan Goins

4. Ben Revere

5. Marcus Stroman

6. Marco Estrada

7. Kevin Pillar

8. Jose Bautista

9. Troy Tulowitzki

10. Dalton Pompey

11. Josh Donaldson

12. Josh Thole

13. Edwin Encarnacion

14. Drew Hutchison

15. JA Happ

16. Michael Saunders

17. Devon Travis

18. Aaron Sanchez

19. Chris Colabello

20. RA Dickey

21. Brett Cecil

22. Jesse Chavez

23. Justin Smoak

24. Roberto Osuna

25. Aaron Loup

[Governator]

1. Russell Martin

2. Darwin Barney

3. Ryan Goins

4. Ben Revere

5. Marcus Stroman

6. Marco Estrada

7. Kevin Pillar

8. Jose Bautista

9. Troy Tulowitzki

10. Dalton Pompey

11. Josh Donaldson

12. Josh Thole

13. Edwin Encarnacion

14. Drew Hutchison

15. JA Happ

16. Michael Saunders

17. Devon Travis

18. Aaron Sanchez

19. Chris Colabello

20. RA Dickey

21. Brett Cecil

22. Jesse Chavez

23. Justin Smoak

24. Roberto Osuna

25. Aaron Loup

 

Similar to me

1. Darwin Barney

2. Russell Martin

3. Marco Estrada

4. Kevin Pillar

5. Josh Donaldson

6. Dalton Pompey

7. Drew Hutchison

8. Troy Tulowitzki

9. Ryan Goins

10. Brett Cecil

11. Jose Bautista

12. Josh Thole

13. Ben Revere

14. Marcus Stroman

15. Devon Travis

16. Edwin Encarnacion

17. Chris Colabello

18. Justin Smoak

19. Aaron Loup

20. RA Dickey

21. Michael Saunders

22. JA Happ

23. Jesse Chavez

24. Roberto Osuna

25. Aaron Sanchez

[Candy Maldonado]

Marco Estrada

Dalton Pompey

Troy Tulowitzki

Justin Smoak

Ben Revere

Darwin Barney

Josh Donaldson

Michael Saunders

Kevin Pillar

Ryan Goins

Drew Hutchison

Jose Bautista

Russell Martin

Josh Thole

Marcus Stroman

Brett Cecil

Devon Travis

Edwin Encarnacion

RA Dickey

Chris Colabello

Aaron Loup

Aaron Sanchez

JA Happ

Roberto Osuna

Jesse Chavez

[43211234]

Dalton Pompey

Darwin Barney

Marco Estrada

Kevin Pillar

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

Russell Martin

Ryan Goins

Brett Cecil

Michael Saunders

Devon Travis

Chris Colabello

Jose Bautista

JA Happ

Aaron Loup

Roberto Osuna

Troy Tulowitzki

Edwin Encarnacion

Justin Smoak

Ben Revere

Drew Hutchison

Aaron Sanchez

RA Dickey

Josh Thole

Jesse Chavez

[Effit]

Donaldson

Tulowitzki

Stroman

Goins

Martin

Pompey

Saunders

Estrada

Bautista

Barney

Cecil

Osuna

Pillar

Hutchison

Encarnacion

Smoak

Revere

Thole

Colabello

Travis

Happ

Sanchez

Dickey

Loup

Chavez

[bendera3]

I have to say that I'm glad Barney is getting love. I thought I was the only one who had a weakness for Asians.

[burlingtonbandit]

Dalton Pompey

Darwin Barney

Marco Estrada

Kevin Pillar

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

Russell Martin

Ryan Goins

Brett Cecil

Michael Saunders

Devon Travis

Chris Colabello

Jose Bautista

JA Happ

Aaron Loup

Roberto Osuna

Troy Tulowitzki

Edwin Encarnacion

Justin Smoak

Ben Revere

Drew Hutchison

Aaron Sanchez

RA Dickey

Josh Thole

Jesse Chavez

 

Osuna over Tulo? Really?

[bendera3]

Osuna over Tulo? Really?

 

He has horrible taste in men.

[Dr Negative]

1) Kevin Pillar

2) Marco Estrada

3) Russell Martin

4) Josh Donaldson

5) Troy Tulowitzki

6) Ben Revere

7) Jose Bautista

8) Michael Saunders

9) Dalton Pompey

10) Josh Thole

11) Brett Cecil

12) Darwin Barney

13) Marcus Stroman

14) Drew Hutchison

15) RA Dickey

16) Ryan Goins

17) JA Happ

18) Edwin Encarnacion

19) Chris Colabello

20) Roberto Osuna

21) Aaron Sanchez

22) Devon Travis

23) Justin Smoak

24) Aaron Loup

25) Jesse Chavez

 

It was pretty random after the first 6 or so.

[TheHurl]

Presented with commentary.

 

1 Marcus Stroman - I am highly Sapiosexual, I'll admit the Duke thing might have some influence

2 Troy Tulowitzki - Just don't run an aging regression on his face. Everyone knows I'm willing to have a 30+…but they better not look it

3 Kevin Pillar - A little too much on the nose has never been a turn off for me…in fact it gets them a bronze medal

4 Ryan Goins - Hate that he banged my classmate (and now co-worker) but I understand it from her part

5 Josh Donaldson - The Hair keeps him from moving up

6 Brett Cecil - I realize I'm probably the highest here but once he owned the specs he's moved up

7 Michael Saunders - who doesn’t like someone who can't run away

8 Ben Revere - is it racist to put him below Saunders?

9 Marco Estrada - Nice smile for a Mexican

10 Dalton Pompey - Way too toothy…and when he doesn't smile it's worse

11 Josh Thole - Seeing him once every 5th day probably helps his ranking

12 Darwin Barney - Guys always looks sexier in a Dodgers or Cubs hat, he drops in that Jays cap though

13 Russell Martin -See Tulo, but he's looking his age

14 Drew Hutchison - the beard is covering the acne issues he had

15 Devon Travis -When I look at him I assume he's got an IQ of about 40

16 Chris Colabello - Looks like Droopy from the cartoons when he doesn't smile

17 Jose Bautista - Not while flippin' wearing Denim

18 Justin Smoak - When I look at him I assume he uses Devon Travis

19 Edwin Encarnacion - It appears I don't like my Mexicans, especially old ones

20 Roberto Osuna - It appears I don't like my Mexicans, especially ugly ones

21 Jesse Chavez - There are pics of him without the cap on where he's less ugly.

22 RA Dickey- If I wanted a man in his 40's I'd just masturbate again.

23 JA Happ - It appears that I don't like lefties.

24 Aaron Sanchez - I'd whisper my opinions of Sanchez, but I'm sure with those ears he could hear me

25 Aaron Loup - CHUNK

[Terminator]

Presented with commentary.

 

1 Marcus Stroman - I am highly Sapiosexual, I'll admit the Duke thing might have some influence

2 Troy Tulowitzki - Just don't run an aging regression on his face. Everyone knows I'm willing to have a 30+…but they better not look it

3 Kevin Pillar - A little too much on the nose has never been a turn off for me…in fact it gets them a bronze medal

4 Ryan Goins - Hate that he banged my classmate (and now co-worker) but I understand it from her part

5 Josh Donaldson - The Hair keeps him from moving up

6 Brett Cecil - I realize I'm probably the highest here but once he owned the specs he's moved up

7 Michael Saunders - who doesn’t like someone who can't run away

8 Ben Revere - is it racist to put him below Saunders?

9 Marco Estrada - Nice smile for a Mexican

10 Dalton Pompey - Way too toothy…and when he doesn't smile it's worse

11 Josh Thole - Seeing him once every 5th day probably helps his ranking

12 Darwin Barney - Guys always looks sexier in a Dodgers or Cubs hat, he drops in that Jays cap though

13 Russell Martin -See Tulo, but he's looking his age

14 Drew Hutchison - the beard is covering the acne issues he had

15 Devon Travis -When I look at him I assume he's got an IQ of about 40

16 Chris Colabello - Looks like Droopy from the cartoons when he doesn't smile

17 Jose Bautista - Not while flippin' wearing Denim

18 Justin Smoak - When I look at him I assume he uses Devon Travis

19 Edwin Encarnacion - It appears I don't like my Mexicans, especially old ones

20 Roberto Osuna - It appears I don't like my Mexicans, especially ugly ones

21 Jesse Chavez - There are pics of him without the cap on where he's less ugly.

22 RA Dickey- If I wanted a man in his 40's I'd just masturbate again.

23 JA Happ - It appears that I don't like lefties.

24 Aaron Sanchez - I'd whisper my opinions of Sanchez, but I'm sure with those ears he could hear me

25 Aaron Loup - CHUNK

 

Not a bad list at all but I think Stroman and Pillar are getting too much love and Bautista is too far down.

 

I also don't agree with your stance on age - men age like wine women age like milk. But I guess it would explain why you give a lot of love to Stroman and Pillar and hate on Bautista and Martin.

[TheHurl]

I also don't agree with your stance on age - men age like wine women age like milk. But I guess it would explain why you give a lot of love to Stroman and Pillar and hate on Bautista and Martin.

 

i spend much of my days convincing 20 something women of this...maybe my lack of success comes from my lack of belief in it.

[burlingtonbandit]

lol did you call Edwin Mexican?

[TheHurl]

lol did you call Edwin Mexican?

 

yes I did, as I have about thousand times in the 21 months you've been on this board. You really should hang on my every word more

[Maahfaace]

how this thread has reach 20 pages is beyond me....

[Zaun of the Dead]

I need more male hotness rankings in my life. can we do the leafs or a different team or just like guys we think are really hot or something

[GD]

The Toronto Raptors

 

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[Zaun of the Dead]

http://thumbs.boa.ulximg.com/public/articles/65/5_1385429565_3fedce88be24a750c2ddb3ebe8cfbcea.jpg

 

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