Forum Hottest Jays Rankings

[Candide]

the hotness of a guy is not just about looks, but good sense of humor, confidence, and personality as well.

 

so Munenori Kawasaki above the waist. Ben Revere below the waist.

[GD]

Pompey was my hands down number 1.

 

Just came in here to say that Dalton Pompey is the definition of a lightskin sweetie. easy #1. moving on

[Laika]

Pompey's mom probably still does his laundry. That's not attractive.

 

Unless... you know.

[NotThatGuy]

So, now that games of homochicken appear to be the board hobby, are disputes going to be settled by meeting at whatever that street corner was, not for fights, but for a threatened make-out sesh ?

[TRM]

So, now that games of homochicken appear to be the board hobby, are disputes going to be settled by meeting at whatever that street corner was, not for fights, but for a threatened make-out sesh ?

 

mods

[GD]

mods

[Terminator]

Just came in here to say that Dalton Pompey is the definition of a lightskin sweetie. easy #1. moving on

 

Lol

[HERPDERP]

http://i.imgur.com/tijLC1T.jpg

[Angrioter]

moderadores!!

[43211234]

Tulo has a weird face and Pompey is the clear #1.

 

Dinger outed himself as a clear heterosexual with that egregious list.

Edited December 16, 2015 by 43211234

[TRM]

Tulo has a weird face and Pompey I'd the clear #1.

 

Dinger outed himself as a clear heterosexual with that egregious list.

 

lol

[Terminator]

Dinger outed himself as a clear heterosexual with that egregious list.

 

Lol

[Grant77]

 

Too bad Ezequiel Astacio isn't on the Jays

[Governator]

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Too bad Ezequiel Astacio isn't on the Jays

 

 

That's kind of an *******y thing to post.

[Dr. Dinger]

Tulo has a weird face and Pompey I'd the clear #1.

 

Dinger outed himself as a clear heterosexual with that egregious list.

 

lmao

[TRM]

lmao

 

Dinger you have no taste in min

[Dr. Dinger]

I LIKE BIG NOSES, OK!? Jerks.

[TRM]

Dinger you have no taste in min

 

This was a typo but I am going to leave it for the sake of hilarity

[Dr. Dinger]

Dinger you have no taste in min

 

So you agree that you're the bottom in this relationship? That's a good first step.

[Zaun of the Dead]

submitted my list

[Effit]

Here's my list TRM:

 

 

Hot

Troy Tulowitzki

Josh Donaldson

Marcus Stroman

 

Handsome

Kevin Pillar

Russell Martin

Ryan Goins

Marco Estrada

Ben Revere

 

Meh

Michael Saunders

Aaron Sanchez

Dalton Pompey

Jose Bautista

Devon Travis

JAy Happ

Chris Colabello

Drew Hutchison

Brett Cecil

Josh Thole

Edwin Encarnacion

 

Barf

Justin Smoak

Aaron Loup

Darwin Barney

Roberto Osuna

RA Dickey

Jesse Chavez

 

Donaldson, Tulo, Stroman were my top 3. We have excellent taste.

[Boxcar]

I really don't get the Donaldson thing.

[Effit]

All in the eye of the beholder, everyone is different. Nothing wrong with that.

[Candy Maldonado]

Donaldson, Tulo, Stroman were my top 3. We have excellent taste.

 

lol stroman didn't even crack my top 10. You guys get fooled because you always see him smiling.

[Cookie]

I want to see Bendera's list.

[TheHurl]

lol stroman didn't even crack my top 10. You guys get fooled because you always see him smiling.

 

I'm highly Sapiosexual. The Duke degree gives me wood. The smile is him though, only time he's not smiling is when he's pitching (which isn't pretty) which I ignored as no one should look good when giving 100%

[NotThatGuy]

mods

 

What? Isn't that what this is? A silly thread for yucks to see how much you can press the issue of liking men (i.e. playing chicken with other posters regarding homosexuality)? I didn't think pointing that out would be offensive, given the nature of the thread.

 

Or is there something else going on here? A secret inside joke related to how good looking or ugly players are?

[Effit]

lol stroman didn't even crack my top 10. You guys get fooled because you always see him smiling.

 

He has a nice smile! Bod too. lol

[Boxcar]

He has a nice smile! Bod too. lol

 

Ben Revere is superior in both respects but he doesn't get the same love.

[Effit]

Ben Revere is superior in both respects but he doesn't get the same love.

 

This is true. Hard to explain.

 

My mom thinks Stro, Colabello, and Dickey are all cute..but does not understand why my GF practically drools over Tulo.