Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 OK then. This is the official feel good, inspirational thread for the 2015 Blue Jays. In 2014 we had "calm down". It had a good run. Lasted to maybe August until we realized calm or not, the Jays were not going anywhere. So now we try 'f*** you, suck my cock'... the official feel good slogan of your 2015 Toronto Blue Jays. How long will it last?? Who the f*** knows. We lose tomorrow and everyone forgets about this.. .we start winning 'f*** you, Suck my Cock' becomes a thing. We don't need a slogan, we need better pitchers
ColdPint Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Well it's not going to suck itself. BJ's 2015.
Angrioter Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Who is king? A virgin guy who likes shirtless ball players
CHRIS Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Just crunched some numbers. Donaldson's FYSMC+ is off the charts.
ColdPint Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Just crunched some numbers. Donaldson's FYSMC+ is off the charts. Dude is hitting .600 with a .600 OBP in FYSMC games. Money.
Atothe Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Just crunched some numbers. Donaldson's FYSMC+ is off the charts. the barry bonds of FYSMC+
ElNik2013 Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Donaldson to Butcher: "f*** you, Suck My Cock, or I'll get Scioscia do it, this ain't the trying league, this is the get it done league".
Atothe Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 This is in running for meme of the year
AdamGreenwood Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/471367786-josh-donaldson-of-the-toronto-blue-jays-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QRXPQvMucDoHvb5smr1Ijsjc7tr5FX9NhWixsA9Oz7S%2FemHP5vNpJkiKyG%2BQ2UatTw%3D%3D Uh oh, I hope this doesn't get interpreted as a gay slur, or we'll ship him out of town, for a middle reliever, and call up Andy Burns.
souvlaki Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 If "Hydro One is taking steps to terminate one of its employees for violating its code of conduct.", I wonder what the BJ's policy is?
Spanky99 Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 If "Hydro One is taking steps to terminate one of its employees for violating its code of conduct.", I wonder what the BJ's policy is? Seriously?
jays4life19 Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 If "Hydro One is taking steps to terminate one of its employees for violating its code of conduct.", I wonder what the BJ's policy is? BJ policy is to get your dick sucked as much as possible.
GD Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 If "Hydro One is taking steps to terminate one of its employees for violating its code of conduct.", I wonder what the BJ's policy is? Hydro One guy wasn't terminated for cussing
JohnnyLonghorn Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 #f***YOUSUCKMYCOCK we need to get this trending
TwistedLogic Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Only this forum... http://i.gyazo.com/a8e515f24a823f0b9195fa8c1c436ad6.png
gruber92 Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Nah i like JD the ballplayer Saying s*** like that reflects badly on him though Chill Libtard..
L54 Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Can someone give me the tldr version of what happened? I went golfing.
LTR Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Calling it right now. This is the turning point of the season. There's no turning point son, it's just a one-game winning strike. We're already the best offense in baseball and we can't even play .500 baseball.
gbill2004 Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Just crunched some numbers. Donaldson's FYSMC+ is off the charts. I hope this is a new official MLB stat.
Zaun of the Dead Verified Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 This is exactly what we need. The rally cry of blue jays nation. f*** you suck my cock #fysmc
BigBounceyBlueBalls Old-Timey Member Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 So now it's time that we the board help Donaldson out, time to change that pussy walk up song to a real good ole fashioned " f*** song" not talking Sexual healing or up against the wall you redneck mothers either! Lol Help the Brother out! Spoken or implied maybe... You know those songs we have all changed the lyrics too and sang ! Let's get this f***fest started! Examples provided... Who are you " who the f*** are you" by the who f*** Ya ! Mcclaen and Mcclaen? Rock you! By Helix mostly sang as f*** you around campfires today! Still lol iF U C K .... Spanky's Fav ! K.... Lol Game on
Caper Verified Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Someone needs to get Theon Lovejoys face at the end of GOT into the rotation.
BigBounceyBlueBalls Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 ^ Huh what does this all mean even, who what? Lol
glory Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 If #f***YouSuckMyCock is the new official Jays slogan, then I'm expecting a legit push to the playoffs to begin today. FYSMC = winning streak.
BigBounceyBlueBalls Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Even if it ain't just keep on keeping on and winning winning winning! Energized the Team! Please print shirts wear em under the jersey's please!
Orgfiller Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 So now it's time that we the board help Donaldson out, time to change that pussy walk up song to a real good ole fashioned " f*** song" not talking Sexual healing or up against the wall you redneck mothers either! Lol Help the Brother out! Spoken or implied maybe... You know those songs we have all changed the lyrics too and sang ! Let's get this f***fest started! Examples provided... Who are you " who the f*** are you" by the who f*** Ya ! Mcclaen and Mcclaen? Rock you! By Helix mostly sang as f*** you around campfires today! Still lol iF U C K .... Spanky's Fav ! K.... Lol Game on This should count as spam. Wtf?
BigBounceyBlueBalls Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 This should count as spam. Wtf? Mmmmmm green eggs and spam! Yummy lol
L54 Old-Timey Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 Can someone give me the tldr version of what happened? I went golfing. Anyone?
bill Verified Member Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 I bet Donaldson will be forced to make an apology now. We are way too politically correct
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