This team is actually pretty good

[G-Snarls]

Can people go pretend to be cool in the off topic forum?

 

Yes

 

Please get back on topic. This has gotten silly. Will.close thread if it doesn't get back on topic.

[McD]

Can people go pretend to be cool in the off topic forum?

 

hero

[Smedley Butler]

Modz, please rename thread "This team is actually pretty .500".

[KingKat]

Modz, please rename thread "This team is actually pretty .500".

 

Shouldn't you be having cocaine fuelled sex by now?

[The Cats Ass]

Shouldn't you be having cocaine fuelled sex by now?

 

I wish I was... Instead I'm on a bluejays massage board.

[reedjohnsonfan]

Not sure what's being said but the Jays lost a close game with their worst starter (if Stroman starts) against who I think is the Angels best pitcher. I don't know if there's reactionary stuff but it's been one game and was a close one despite the pitching mismatch.

[The Cats Ass]

Not sure what's being said but the Jays lost a close game with their worst starter (if Stroman starts) against who I think is the Angels best pitcher. I don't know if there's reactionary stuff but it's been one game and was a close one despite the pitching mismatch.

 

I don't think anything is being said about the jays. I read a couple pages back and still don't have a clue.

[Smedley Butler]

Shouldn't you be having cocaine fuelled sex by now?

 

I'm only a man, not a machine. Well, sometimes I'm a machine. Most of the time, actually.

 

Whatcha doin? Organizing ur stamp collection?

[The Cats Ass]

I'm only a man, not a machine. Well, sometimes I'm a machine. Most of the time, actually.

 

Whatcha doin? Organizing ur stamp collection?

 

You want a kick in the lips?

[saskjayfan]

I'm only a man, not a machine. Well, sometimes I'm a machine. Most of the time, actually.

 

Whatcha doin? Organizing ur stamp collection?

 

I'm sure one day you'll get the opportunity to be with an actual woman instead of settling for porn. Keep your chin up Smedley.

[The Cats Ass]

I'm sure one day you'll get the opportunity to be with an actual woman instead of settling for porn. Keep your chin up Smedley.

 

Which site is your favourite?

[The Cats Ass]

Howard Roark.......doing his thang.

 

Ain't no thing like a chicken wing

[The Cats Ass]

You want a kick in the lips?

 

Upgraded to steeltoed boots

[Maahfaace]

It's really amazing how many tools like to e-pump their own tires on this forum.

[Jimcanuck]

Yeah, spending a weekend getting wired and having sex is horrible. I'm most likely going to kill myself soon, to be honest. I don't know how much more pleasure I can take before I just end it all. Pray for me.

 

Do the world a favour and do it already

[Smedley Butler]

lol...........f***ing Gimp, you'll never change. Haven't the slightest clue of ball, yet, marathon jogger, footballplayer, rugby, golf elitist baseball gem, largest penis, greatest lover, master of his domain, slams 10's, makes 9 figures, dog f***s at his job to enlighten us all, downgrades hookers and crackheads at their offerings during his jog, a real cool pot smoking provider to buds playing video games, and a coke infested set of weekends lined up because his work force believes he has allergies on Mondays.

 

 

YES FOLKS........

 

THIS IS THE LARGEST DOUCHEBAG YOU'LL FIND ON THE PLANET!!!!

 

P.S. Smedley Butler....AKA-Howard Roark

, a fools enterprise, along with many mystical dreams.

 

Rofl

 

Did you have fun last night drinking alone bud? =)

[Smedley Butler]

Protip: to anyone out there, you ever want to f*** with all these obese shut-ins you see posting vitriolic hateful comments towards me, just mention that you have plans to associate with a woman/women on the weekend, or that you have friends, or even just mentioning that you occasionally leave the house for something other than going to work will probably do it.

 

L........O..........L

[saskjayfan]

Which site is your favourite?

 

I have many...as I said, I'm married. I have nothing to hide.

[Smedley Butler]

I have many...as I said, I'm married. I have nothing to hide.

 

f*** specific sites, just fire up teh google video search and type in whatever perverted s*** gets you off.

[saskjayfan]

f*** specific sites, just fire up teh google video search and type in whatever perverted s*** gets you off.

 

What else do you want to know, my favourite colour, my dream vacation. Look, you seem like a nice guy, but I'm not into men and I'm married. I'm flattered and wish you all the best.

 

Seriously, this Jays team is looking pretty good. You should start watching some baseball again.

[Smedley Butler]

Or mention that you're a crackhead who loves his crackheadedness and thinks that because you're acting like a crackhead, and bragging about being a crackhead, that somehow that means others have no lives ... and thinks this is cool, most likely because he is, in fact, a crackhead.

 

Does your wife allow you to have a beer on the weekend after you've completed the list of chores she sets out for you? =)*

[Smedley Butler]

What else do you want to know, my favourite colour, my dream vacation. Look, you seem like a nice guy, but I'm not into men and I'm married. I'm flattered and wish you all the best.

 

Seriously, this Jays team is looking pretty good. You should start watching some baseball again.

 

Huh? How does me telling you to use a search engine to surf porn equate to me asking you personal questions? You're a strange bird.

[KingKat]

Or mention that you're a crackhead who loves his crackheadedness and thinks that because you're acting like a crackhead, and bragging about being a crackhead, that somehow that means others have no lives ... and thinks this is cool, most likely because he is, in fact, a crackhead.

 

I don't think he ever mentionned crack. He talked about his "allergies" so presumedly, he's sniffing nose candy not smoking crack (and there's a huge difference between sniffing cocaine and smoking crack). Of course, he's kept posting during this wild sex weekend he's supposedly having so who even knows.

[Orgfiller]

Yes

 

Please get back on topic. This has gotten silly. Will.close thread if it doesn't get back on topic.

 

Either ban the people responsible or close the thread please and thank you.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Smedley lets go hit the clubs some night. I need you to teach me your ways bro

[KingKat]

They're both cocaine. The only difference is refinement. You snort coke, or inject coke, or smoke crack, you're a crackhead.

 

 

Of course I know that they're both cocaine but crack as a term is specific. If you snort coke but don't smoke crack cocaine, you're not a crackhead. That's just ignorant.

[eastcoastjaysfan]

Next time I'm in Toronto I need to party with Smedley Butler and ECJF.

 

It would be an honour.

[KingKat]

Ignorant is thinking that consuming a drug in a different manner, in a different purity, changes the underlying issues ... And that's what "crackhead" refers to ... It's not limited to someone who actually smokes crack, or has a serious crack problem.

 

Oy. Snort coke on a regular basis, and act like it's cool? Crackhead.

 

Are you not aware of how much more addictive cocaine is when it's in crack form or are you just conveniently ignoring that?