JP Arencebia BLOWS UP Zaun and Hayhurst!

[Deadpool]

Just had a dirty joke... but way too inappropriate.

 

Clearly you haven't met me... Nothing is inappropriate for me! I've got GordieDougie in my windowless van RIGHT NOW!

[8D]

http://pmd.fan590.com/audio_on_demand-3/Gregg-Zaun-on-PTS-pt-20130704-Interview.mp3

[8D]

Clearly you haven't met me... Nothing is inappropriate for me! I've got GordieDougie in my windowless van RIGHT NOW!

 

lol, i just can't do it.

[Deadpool]

lol, i just can't do it.

 

Pfft, you're just like those people whining about going into gas chambers during the holocaust.

 

(see? NO f***ING BOUNDARIES! )

[dineke]

I bet in a few years you'll be able to clone a baby so you wouldn't need a woman anyways. When Cliff lee comes to toronto, I'm going to take a piece of his hair and clone myself a baby Cliff Lee.

[Deadpool]

I bet in a few years you'll be able to clone a baby so you wouldn't need a woman anyways. When Cliff lee comes to toronto, I'm going to take a piece of his hair and clone myself a baby Cliff Lee.

 

That would be a great experiment... Would your baby clone Cliff Lee become a great pitcher based on genes alone? Or was his upbringing important?

[Arkadium]

I bet in a few years you'll be able to clone a baby so you wouldn't need a woman anyways. When Cliff lee comes to toronto, I'm going to take a piece of his hair and clone myself a baby Cliff Lee.

 

And if you raised that cloned Cliff Lee baby, he'd probably still turn into some hick working at the corner gas station. The only difference is he'd probably be able to knock any burglar out cold with a can of beans.

[kcjaysfan]

That depends on whether you become a GOOD professor or not...

 

This is true.

 

I'd be a great dad, for the record... But again, probably too f***ing late at this point

 

I wasn't remarking on your potential skill as a parent, just the reason for you becoming one.

[Arkadium]

I would clone myself and live forever. Endless cycle, cheat the system

 

Unfortunately cloning doesn't preserve memories, so really I'm not sure that counts (unless at the same time we have the technology to download/upload brain data).

[dineke]

That would be a great experiment... Would your baby clone Cliff Lee become a great pitcher based on genes alone? Or was his upbringing important?

 

Hmm... I guess I can clone multiple Cliff Lee's. I'm sure I can have a baseball Lee, a scientist Lee, and a rockstar Lee.

[dineke]

But why stop there? You could clone yourself a whole army of baby cliff lee's

 

Haha you took the words right out of my mouth.

[dineke]

I'm pretty sure Cliff Lee can be the best at everything.

[kcjaysfan]

That's what you think

 

Since a clone would have to go through the entire life cycle, its memories would necessarily be different.

[kcjaysfan]

If we clone 11 baby JP Arencibias, does that mean one of them isn't a #Top10Catcher?

 

A question for the ages, if ever I'd read one.

[Deadpool]

If we clone 11 baby JP Arencibias, does that mean one of them isn't a #Top10Catcher?

 

Could Jeebus microwave a burrito so hot....

[kcjaysfan]

Needs a poll

 

I think we need a poll to determine whether we should poll people to decide whether we need a poll.

[SAAviour]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Yankees are working on cloning players like cliff lee. Not totally joking....

[kcjaysfan]

A poll to decide if we should make this a poll? Sounds good

 

But just to be safe, we should add a few more polls.

[Deadpool]

Bartolo Colon(e)

[kcjaysfan]

Except, they are trying to clone Jeter, ARod and Mariano

 

To combine the talents of all three? Alederekiano Rojetevera?

[dineke]

All this cliff lee talk makes me sad that he's not going to be on the turd jays...

 

http://mlblogsphilliesphollowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/lee20in20heaven31.jpg

 

At least I can still jerk off to this.

[Deadpool]

All this cliff lee talk makes me sad that he's not going to be on the turd jays...

 

http://mlblogsphilliesphollowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/lee20in20heaven31.jpg

 

At least I can still jerk off to this.

 

Needs moar Jays uniform photoshops....

[baseballsss]

If we clone 11 baby JP Arencibias, does that mean one of them isn't a #Top10Catcher?

 

someone should tweet arencibia

[Arkadium]

If we clone 11 baby JP Arencibias, does that mean one of them isn't a #Top10Catcher?

 

Haa

[kcjaysfan]

All this cliff lee talk makes me sad that he's not going to be on the turd jays...

 

http://mlblogsphilliesphollowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/lee20in20heaven31.jpg

 

At least I can still jerk off to this.

 

Do you aim for the halo?

[dineke]

Never, I don't want it to drip down onto his precious face.

[kcjaysfan]

Never, I don't want it to drip down onto his precious face.

 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tl92oTy21qiwty3o2_500.png

[kcjaysfan]

Sure you do!

 

Well, then he gets to give him a big ol' kiss to clean it up.

[Deadpool]

Do I have to be the ******* to point out that the dineke/Lee thing is a few steps beyond weird at this point?

 

I'm actually kinda turned on....

[baseballsss]

Do I have to be the ******* to point out that the dineke/Lee thing is a few steps beyond weird at this point?

 

lol thought the last comment kinda pushed it past the line