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Heh, again, appreciate the thought...

 

Getting laid has never been and (hopefully) will never be an issue... I don't fall for any girl that lets me stick it in her though...

 

well all i we can really say is its up to you then, you can't sit around and hope it finds you you gotta get up and find it.

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well all i we can really say is its up to you then, you can't sit around and hope it finds you you gotta get up and find it.

 

And you shouldn't, it'll be the girl that won't let you.

 

Like I said, don't expect much @ my age... *shrug* it is what it is at this point.

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Since I'm late to the party, I just wanna say, f*** JPA.

 

Holy s*** that rhymes.

 

If it rhymes, that means it's true...

 

Like cheersing beers.. I told my roommate tonight "Once you clink, you have to drink."

 

Rhymes are always the truth!

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So no original link from PTS or did I miss it,

 

Dude it's on the front page of fan590.com? Go to the Zaun Reacts box.

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Funny (or sad) thing is that Zaun compared Arencibia to Mike Piazza so they're both idiots as far as I'm concerned.
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the whole "get married and have a family" thing

 

I've never understood the desire to have children. Dirty mewling wastes of time and money.

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I've never understood the desire to have children. Dirty mewling wastes of time and money.

 

My mom wants grandkids... I think I've just always assumed I should have them...

 

Also, who will I give all my stuff to when I kick off?

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I've never understood the desire to have children. Dirty mewling wastes of time and money.

 

The bloodline dies here!

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My mom wants grandkids... I think I've just always assumed I should have them...

 

Also, who will I give all my stuff to when I kick off?

 

Me?

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Me?

 

I dunno, I have a feeling you'd just will everything to Cliff Lee, and he's already loaded....

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My mom wants grandkids... I think I've just always assumed I should have them...?

 

No offense, but that's close to the worst possible reason to have a kid.

 

Also, who will I give all my stuff to when I kick off?

 

If it's nice stuff, give it to charity. If you have s***** stuff, no one will want it anyway. If you have money, give it to a homeless shelter.

 

The bloodline dies here!

 

When I eventually become a professor, I'll be providing a significantly larger benefit to society than if I pump a bit of sperm into a woman. Anyway, my brother's wife has shat out about a half dozen kids, so I couldn't care less about adding any progeny.

 

Some have the instinct to

 

At some level, all humans have the inate desire to procreate.

 

personally I want a boy to coach baseball lol.

 

Go coach little league.

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For the record, leaking penis, who were you on the old, s***** board?

 

VictorConte

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When I eventually become a professor, I'll be providing a significantly larger benefit to society than if I pump a bit of sperm into a woman. Anyway, my brother's wife has shat out about a half dozen kids, so I couldn't care less about adding any progeny.

 

That depends on whether you become a GOOD professor or not...

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No offense, but that's close to the worst possible reason to have a kid.

 

I'd be a great dad, for the record... But again, probably too f***ing late at this point :)

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I'd be a great dad, for the record... But again, probably too f***ing late at this point :)

 

in vitro dat bitch!

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Men can father kids until they die. Maybe when you're 65 you'll meet a nice 35-year old!

 

I'll start scouting 5 year olds ASAP!

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I'll start scouting 5 year olds ASAP!

 

Just had a dirty joke... but way too inappropriate.

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None of these audio links work for me so frustrating.

 

Try going directly to fan590.com and searching from there.

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None of these audio links work for me so frustrating.

 

Same problem here. Just got to keep refreshing the audio page or save the mp3 file.

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