JP Arencebia BLOWS UP Zaun and Hayhurst!

[Deadpool]

That must be rough... but hopefully you've moved on.

 

Not even a little. But that's why there's beer

[dineke]

Not even a little. But that's why there's beer

 

Come on, plenty of girls out there, as soon as you find another one you like you'll forget about her.

[OtisNixonFan]

Lol I lost what I thought was the love of my life, and then my dad told me to shut the f*** up and go get another girl instead of crying about it.

 

I've gotten the same advice numerous times: theres plenty of fish in sea/plenty clam in the surf ********. I've even followed it but no matter how many chicks I tag I can't ever really get any sort of emotional reaction. f*** it, I'm okay with the single life, but sometimes one can't just get the f*** over the right broad.

[Deadpool]

Come on, plenty of girls out there, as soon as you find another one you like you'll forget about her.

 

Okay, this is a pretty depressing subject and I'm sure nobody wants to hear about this s***... But I'm 35, I was with that girl for 3 years. It wasn't some highschool crush or anything like that... I had an engagement ring for the chick...

 

I'm not looking for someone to cheer me up, nor am I trying to create some sort of pity party here, I'm just commenting based on my observations of the way the world works.

 

I'm sure that eventually I'll find some divorced chick with 2 kids that is terrified of dying alone and I'll settle for her and she'll settle for me... But the idea of some sort of fairy-tale "I'll find the right girl if only I keep looking" is kinda over at my age.

 

Thanks for the thought, though.

[dineke]

Man love is tough s***. Good thing I'm a heartless bastard.

[Deadpool]

Which whore does........it happened with my smokin wife........s*** happens bro?

 

Meh, most of you guys knew (and maybe even liked) the one that f***ed me over... They're all terrible.

[dineke]

Meh, most of you guys knew (and maybe even liked) the one that f***ed me over... They're all terrible.

 

Hey... my mom is alright.

[8D]

Meh, most of you guys knew (and maybe even liked) the one that f***ed me over... They're all terrible.

 

Sorry, but I have to ask.

Who was it?

[Deadpool]

Hey... my mom is alright.

 

Are you trying to set me up with your mom?

 

Sorry, but I have to ask.

Who was it?

 

Were you on the old board? Jennybeanzz.

[8D]

Were you on the old board? Jennybeanzz.

 

Oh, I'm sorry Brandon.

I thought you meant the other guy was on the old board.

[Deadpool]

Oh, I'm sorry Brandon.

I thought you meant the other guy was on the old board.

 

No no... She cheated on me with a bunch of guys (of course, I had no idea about that...) but the one that eventually knocked her up was some American douchebag that she met while she was working in China.

[dineke]

Are you trying to set me up with your mom?

 

lol what? lol no... just saying that my mom is not a bitch and she's been with my dad for over 25 years and has never cheated on him(to my knowledge).

 

I guess sometimes you just have to get really lucky in order to find a nice girl to marry.

[8D]

s***** ass situation dude.

But you can do better.

[Deadpool]

lol what? lol no... just saying that my mom is not a bitch and she's been with my dad for over 25 years and has never cheated on him(to my knowledge).

 

I guess sometimes you just have to get really lucky in order to find a nice girl.

 

Yeah, my parents have been together for... what.. 40 years now? Pretty sure my mom hasn't ever f***ed anyone but my dad, and I wish I didn't know that

 

Just assume they're all terrible until they prove otherwise, probably save yourself some hurt. (general statement, not directed at any one person...)

[baseballsss]

threads gettin deep

[8D]

threads gettin deep

 

Love is a complicated thing bro.

[Deadpool]

s***** ass situation dude.

But you can do better.

 

Yeah, I could have when I was in my 20s... Picked the wrong lottery numbers thus far... Sorta a bit late at this point.

[8D]

Yeah, I could have when I was in my 20s... Picked the wrong lottery numbers thus far... Sorta a bit late at this point.

 

Not at all man. I'm sure there's been plenty of guys who found the "right" one in their mid 30's or early 40's.

I think Joe Rogan is one of them. And he's a bad ass.

[dineke]

Yeah, I could have when I was in my 20s... Picked the wrong lottery numbers thus far... Sorta a bit late at this point.

 

Lol come on you're only 35, there's still time... I hope you find the right lottery numbers soon.

[dineke]

Not at all man. I'm sure there's been plenty of guys who found the "right" one in their mid 30's or early 40's.

I think Joe Rogan is one of them. And he's a bad ass.

 

Yeah and I've been told you don't really know what you want until your 30s anyways.

[baseballsss]

Love is a complicated thing bro.

 

you don't have to tell me twice.

[Deadpool]

Not at all man. I'm sure there's been plenty of guys who found the "right" one in their mid 30's or early 40's.

I think Joe Rogan is one of them. And he's a bad ass.

 

Lol come on you're only 35, there's still time... I hope you find the right lottery numbers soon.

 

Thanks for the thoughts guys, it's appreciated... But y'know... Unless somehow I find me a young girl with daddy issues the whole "get married and have a family" thing is going to be impacted by the "women in their 30s and later have difficulty having children" thing will come into play

[8D]

You know what Brandon? I think you need a pick-me up.

Shall we start a donation fund on here to hire an escort so you can move on from that whore?

 

Jokes and sarcasm really don't translate well over the internet...

Edited June 18, 2014 by 8D

[Deadpool]

You know what Brandon? I think you need a pick-me up.

Shall we start a donation fund on here to hire an escort so you can move on from that whore?

 

Dude, f*** no.

 

I have no difficulty getting laid, never have... That's the last goddamn thing I need

[8D]

I had good intentions.

I was kidding btw. But I've been told many times by a handful of ppl to do a line of coke and then hire a hooker before you die! hahahahah.

Not that I recommend it. I've never hired or f***ed a hooker, been to a strip club or massage parlor or any of those seedy places. Nor do I ever intend on doing any of those dirty things..

Let's just make that perfectly clear before I leave.

Edited June 19, 2014 by 8D
in case any of you sneaky fuckers found me and had an imagination after read this post... :P

[dineke]

You know what Brandon? I think you need a pick-me up.

Shall we start a donation fund on here to hire an escort so you can move on from that whore?

 

Lol he wants to find love... unless this is going to turn out like that movie "Pretty Woman".

[Deadpool]

I had good intentions.

 

Didn't say you didn't... I'm not worried about getting my dick wet though...

 

Dude, I was a borderline rock-star... I've never had any issue getting laid... I'm not a guy who associates random sex with love of any kind, never have been.

[baseballsss]

Thanks for the thoughts guys, it's appreciated... But y'know... Unless somehow I find me a young girl with daddy issues the whole "get married and have a family" thing is going to be impacted by the "women in their 30s and later have difficulty having children" thing will come into play

 

just get out there get drunk have a good time. pick some random chicks up whatever. Trust issues no matter what will be there but you gotta try your hardest to put it behind you. you can't wallow in it because when your 50 you'll still blame jennybeanz foe being alone but you never tried to do s*** for the 15 years. harsh as f*** but man up and it about time you get your dick wet.

[baseballsss]

Didn't say you didn't... I'm not worried about getting my dick wet though...

 

Dude, I was a borderline rock-star... I've never had any issue getting laid... I'm not a guy who associates random sex with love of any kind, never have been.

 

well nvm my post then lol

[Deadpool]

well nvm my post then lol

 

Heh, again, appreciate the thought...

 

Getting laid has never been and (hopefully) will never be an issue... I don't fall for any girl that lets me stick it in her though...