A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

lulz

[Boxcar]

Sometimes I get jelly of all you Ontarioers, being able to meet up IRL. Sometimes I think it would be cool to meet Sammy IRL, but then I realize that Brandon is far too small, and I spend far too much work time on the forums.

 

It's kind of disappointing tbh. For a long time, I thought Hurl looked like Scott Boras and NJH looked like a chihuahua.

[TheHurl]

It's kind of disappointing tbh. For a long time, I thought Hurl looked like Scott Boras and NJH looked like a chihuahua.

 

That's still closer than Nox being black.

[Laika]

thehurl looks exactly like h3h3 btw

 

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/h3h3/images/9/97/11253622_1585386011717755_2007935723_n.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151111081039

[Spanky99]

No I said hi to Min! It was funny.

 

I'm sure I'll get to see a bunch of you guys during the season.

 

Haha... North, I saw ya on TV, not for long, but I saw ya! I think?!

[vdubmvp]

This sounds really awkward. Was it awkward? Were you sweaty when you got back to your seat? Did you immediately pull your phone out and pretend to be doing important things on it?

 

lol this reminds me of the last home game of the regular season. I was there early so I had time to waste and posted something here about how pleased I was with my seats. Stangstag asked me what section I was in and it was 242. He mentioned that he was in 241, and I was immediately all paranoid that he'd somehow know who I was. Then I realized that he probably thinks I'm a guy so he wouldn't have any idea. Now I'm not really too sure why I felt so weird about it anyway.

[BTS]

lol this reminds me of the last home game of the regular season. I was there early so I had time to waste and posted something here about how pleased I was with my seats. Stangstag asked me what section I was in and it was 242. He mentioned that he was in 241, and I was immediately all paranoid that he'd somehow know who I was. Then I realized that he probably thinks I'm a guy so he wouldn't have any idea. Now I'm not really too sure why I felt so weird about it anyway.

 

Were you wearing your mom jeans? That would have been a dead giveaway.

[Boxcar]

thehurl looks exactly like h3h3 btw

 

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/h3h3/images/9/97/11253622_1585386011717755_2007935723_n.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151111081039

 

That is an actual striking resemblence, minus the teeth and non-gray hair.

[Boxcar]

lol this reminds me of the last home game of the regular season. I was there early so I had time to waste and posted something here about how pleased I was with my seats. Stangstag asked me what section I was in and it was 242. He mentioned that he was in 241, and I was immediately all paranoid that he'd somehow know who I was. Then I realized that he probably thinks I'm a guy so he wouldn't have any idea. Now I'm not really too sure why I felt so weird about it anyway.

 

Because you think we're all basement dwelling creeps.

[vdubmvp]

Were you wearing your mom jeans? That would have been a dead giveaway.

 

Jeans in September? Come on now.

[GD]

Jeans in September? Come on now.

 

Jorts?

[BTS]

Jorts?

 

Are mom jorts a thing?

[Boxcar]

Jorts?

 

GD is thirsty

[GD]

Are mom jorts a thing?

 

I'm sure

[vdubmvp]

Are mom jorts a thing?

 

Why am I searching this?

[BTS]

I just realized that this is the DDL thread. vdubmvp: please be gone.

[Spanky99]

Why am I searching this?

 

lol

[vdubmvp]

Ok I'll go.

[BTS]

Ok I'll go.

 

thank you sir

[Boxcar]

Ok I'll go.

 

listening to BTS is a sign of weakness. You're better than that.

[Laika]

vdub:

 

http://badparentingmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Jorts-Magazine-Spread-Rebecca.png

[Boxcar]

omg i just spat my tea literally everywhere in the universe

[Spanky99]

Broke my sides man.

[TheHurl]

Looking to improve my big league club the #1 MiLB, Urias, Devers, Conforto, Ozuna are in play

[Boxcar]

Ugh, I was so ready to jump on a couple of those guys before realizing that I have nothing to offer.

[TheHurl]

Ugh, I was so ready to jump on a couple of those guys before realizing that I have nothing to offer.

 

A wonderful personality, a smile that lights up a room...

[Boxcar]

A wonderful personality, a smile that lights up a room...

 

Those are my intangibles. I can't send them over the internet unless you accept nudez

[Sammy225]

Sometimes I get jelly of all you Ontarioers, being able to meet up IRL. Sometimes I think it would be cool to meet Sammy IRL, but then I realize that Brandon is far too small, and I spend far too much work time on the forums.

 

You likely have, I was likely Drunk, and you likely wanted to punch me lol.... I am a respectful Drunk

[z3r0s]

Trade to announce

 

to z3r0s;

Barreto

Pick #117

 

to Gibbers;

Pick #8

Pick #65

 

Trade to be processed after cut-down (where I will promote a prospect)

[torontofan]

ISO Horny Roster:

C Gomes

1B Goldy

2B Kipnis

3B Carpenter

SS Peralta

CF Pederson

OF Souza

OF Reddick

Ult Zimmerman

BN Aoki

 

SP Gausman

SP Anibal

SP Smyly

SP Wheeler

Sp Leake

Sp Medlen

SP Latos

P Soria

P Smith

P Madson

 

Cuts:

Alcides Escobar

Torii Hunter

Jean Machi

Junichi Tazawa

Tom Koehler

Logan Verrett

Tommy Kahnle