A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Alcohol probably played a part.

 

Trading all his good players for Stanton happened.

 

I gotta believe that drunk me has a plan.

[BTS]

$20 says I finish ahead of you this year?

 

Sure. And my team suxxxxx.

[The Cats Ass]

Definitely. Alcohol caused him to horribly mismanage his lineups and miss the playoffs with a team that most managers would have had in easily. He then missattributed his failure to his players and traded everyone away in ill-advised deals.

 

Basically, the liquor runs his team now.

 

I'm not a manager type. I'm more of a GM type.

[The Cats Ass]

Sure. And my team suxxxxx.

 

Deal.

 

Remind me of this later on in the season because I'll probably forget.

 

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[BTS]

Deal.

 

Remind me of this later on in the season because I'll probably forget.

 

Sure. Obviously I'm only going to do this if I win though.

[The Cats Ass]

Sure. Obviously I'm only going to do this if I win though.

 

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

[BTS]

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

 

You get me.

[AdamGreenwood]

OK, if I'm up, I take Bronson Arroyo

[BTS]

OK, if I'm up, I take Bronson Arroyo

 

Mods

[Dr. Dinger]

OK, if I'm up, I take Bronson Arroyo

 

HAH! You're not DDL material!

[Spanky99]

lol

[TRM]

Min 2016 - Name TBD

 

C - Yasmani Grandal

1B - Adrian Gonzalez

2B - Daniel Murphy

3B - Josh Donaldson

SS - Jung-Ho Kang

CF - AJ "Don't call me Mark Appel" Pollock

OF - Matt Holliday

OF - Andre Ethier

Util - Eric Hosmer

BN - Carlos Beltran

 

SP - Felix Hernandez

SP - Matt Harvey

SP - Johnny Cueto

SP - Jeff Shark

SP - Bartolo's Colon

SP - Jake Peavy

SP/RP - Brandon Maurer

RP- Craig Kimbrel

RP - Francisco Rodriguez

RP - Luke Gregerson

[Laika]

Min 2016 - Name TBD

 

C - Yasmani Grandal

1B - Adrian Gonzalez

2B - Daniel Murphy

3B - Josh Donaldson

SS - Jung-Ho Kang

CF - AJ "Don't call me Mark Appel" Pollock

OF - Matt Holliday

OF - Andre Ethier

Util - Eric Hosmer

BN - Carlos Beltran

 

SP - Felix Hernandez

SP - Matt Harvey

SP - Johnny Cueto

SP - Jeff Shark

SP - Bartolo's Colon

SP - Jake Peavy

SP/RP - Brandon Maurer

RP- Craig Kimbrel

RP - Francisco Rodriguez

RP - Luke Gregerson

 

what did you trade Stanton for again?

[BTS]

To Min:

1B Adrian Gonzalez

OF Yasiel Puig

SP Felix Hernandez

2B Daniel Murphy

Clozer Alex Wilson

MiLB 5

Travis Demeritte

 

To TCA:

OF Giancarlo Stanton

SP Joe Ross

OF Daz Cameron

1 MiLB

2MiLB

Tyler Stephenson

 

Puig has since become Harvey.

 

I still think TCA's side will look better eventually.

[GD]

2016 BALCO Pharm Team

 

 

C - Brian McCann

1B - Anthony Rizzo

2B - Dustin Pedroia

3B - Adrian Beltre

SS - Jed Lowrie

CF - Andrew McCutchen

OF - Hanley Ramirez

OF - Matt Kemp

UTIL - Prince Fielder

 

BN - Mitch Moreland

 

SP - Carlos Carrasco

SP - David Price

SP - James Shields

SP - John Lackey

SP - Rick Porcello

SP - Matt Cain

SP - Trevor May

SP - Jeremy Hellickson

 

RP - Glen Perkins

RP - Joaquin Benoit

[BTS]

True Cardinals

 

C - Vogt

1B - Abreu

2B - Kendrick

3B - Valbuena

SS - Gyorko

CF - Eaton

OF - Trumbo

OF - Gattis

Util - V-Mart

OF/3B - Dietrich

 

SP - Keuchel

SP - Lester

SP - Richards

SP - Odorizzi

SP - Chen

SP - Kennedy

SP - Nelson

 

RP - Betances

RP - Davis

RP - Romo

[TheHurl]

The soon to be renamed (pending the name Hurl's team contest) B.Inge Drinking

 

C - Mesoraco

1B - Morales

2B - Panik

3B - Franco

SS - NONE

OF - K. Davis

OF - Ozuna

CF - Springer

Util - Colabello

Bench - Forsythe

Bench - Saunders

SP - Fernandez

SP - Syndergaard

SP - Eovaldi

SP - Niese

SP - Miley

SP - Bradley

RP - Storen

RP - Allen

RP - Finnegan

RP - Strickland

 

Still could trade Micah Johnson if BTS still wants him (sorry my bad not getting back to you). Also available for picks are Nicolino and Pierce Johnson. also available is the number 23 Waiver pick for a MILB upgrade

[BTS]

I'm out on Johnson. I didn't realize he was on your pro roster.

[Boxcar]

Definitely. Alcohol caused him to horribly mismanage his lineups and miss the playoffs with a team that most managers would have had in easily. He then missattributed his failure to his players and traded everyone away in ill-advised deals.

 

Basically, the liquor runs his team now.

 

[TheHurl]

2016 BALCO Pharm Team

 

 

C - Brian McCann

1B - Anthony Rizzo

2B - Dustin Pedroia

3B - Adrian Beltre

SS - Jed Lowrie

CF - Andrew McCutchen

OF - Hanley Ramirez

OF - Matt Kemp

UTIL - Prince Fielder

 

BN - Mitch Moreland

 

SP - Carlos Carrasco

SP - David Price

SP - James Shields

SP - John Lackey

SP - Rick Porcello

SP - Matt Cain

SP - Trevor May

SP - Jeremy Hellickson

 

RP - Glen Perkins

RP - Joaquin Benoit

 

HAH! You're not DDL material!

[TRM]

North and I had a moment at the State of the Franchise tonight

[Laika]

North and I had a moment at the State of the Franchise tonight

 

what does this mean

[TRM]

what does this mean

We walked by each other and did a double take of recognition followed by an unassuming but respectful nod.

 

I can't speak for North, but I know I tried to downplay the whole thing as I only recognized him from (what would only be described as within normal levels by officers of the law) Facebook stalking.

[Laika]

lol

[BTS]

We walked by each other and did a double take of recognition followed by an unassuming but respectful nod.

 

I can't speak for North, but I know I tried to downplay the whole thing as I only recognized him from (what would only be described as within normal levels by officers of the law) Facebook stalking.

 

This sounds really awkward. Was it awkward? Were you sweaty when you got back to your seat? Did you immediately pull your phone out and pretend to be doing important things on it?

[TheHurl]

We walked by each other and did a double take of recognition followed by an unassuming but respectful nod.

 

I can't speak for North, but I know I tried to downplay the whole thing as I only recognized him from (what would only be described as within normal levels by officers of the law) Facebook stalking.

 

He texted me a pic and asked if it was you...

 

that didn't really happen but it would fantastic if it did.

[TRM]

Interestingy it was right at the end, and I was on the way out going up the aisle so there was no opportunity for furthe engagenent.

 

I tend not to ever feel awkward, and I'm not convinced North knows how to feel, so it didn't ever feel awkward, no.

[TRM]

Also its entirely possible the complimentary beers in combination with the fact that I knew North was in fact there led to the most unique and decidedly non sexy beer goggles of my life.

[Laika]

Interestingy it was right at the end, and I was on the way out going up the aisle so there was no opportunity for furthe engagenent.

 

I tend not to ever feel awkward, and I'm not convinced North knows how to feel, so it didn't ever feel awkward, no.

 

There was just an instantaneous mutual understanding that your relationship never needs to ascend to the point of verbal contact.

[z3r0s]

Sometimes I get jelly of all you Ontarioers, being able to meet up IRL. Sometimes I think it would be cool to meet Sammy IRL, but then I realize that Brandon is far too small, and I spend far too much work time on the forums.