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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    It's always funny every new season reading the f***ing morons that come on here flipping out about certain players because those players are in slumps to start the season. It's usually some ass clown with less than 50 posts, who I've neve noticed posting before and all they spew is god awful negativity and hyperbole. Danny Jansen and Alejandro Kirk combined for 6.4 fWAR last season, but yeah let's overreact after 10 goddamn games this season?? f***ing simpletons. "Danny Jansen is the worst player to ever suit up for the Jays in their history, and I know more baseball than everyone here combined!" ROFL STFU
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    It's an average pen, but the eventual additions of Pearson and Green could make it above average.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    What are you a f***ing closet Rays fan? Who gives a s*** dude. They've played 3 of the worst teams in the league to start the season. Remember how the Yankees season started last year? They didn't look stoppable either but then didn't even get to the world series. Season is 162 games long, chill out about the Rays.
  4. Eat My Shatkins
    Just about ready to shoot Berrios into the f***ing sun Come on dude, get your s*** together
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    Lourdes sporting a -7 OPS+ through 8 games lol Not a great start to say the least
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    Julian Merryweather rocking a 27 ERA and 4.8 WHIP in 1.2 IP for the Cubs so far.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    I doubt it, he seems like he has way more humility than that. I guess we'll see.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    Stroman is a solid pitcher. But what kind of f***ing idiot calls himself "legendary"?
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Ump just makes it easy for Barlow in that at bat. So terrible. Get automatic strike and ball calls going already for f*** sakes.
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully very soon Pearson replaces Richards Then later on, Green can hopefully replace Mayza
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    Nice job Bass!
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Tim K-za
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Well s***, at least they got the run in
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Maybe give Duffy 5 or 6 strikes next at bat. f***ing **** umps are so f***ing useless
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    I wonder if there is any chance we don't give up a f*** ton of runs today? Maybe have our first solidly pitched game?
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Man would it be nice if Bowden Francis actually turned into something decent for the Jays. He looked cooked last season.
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha Are you guys telling me that post by Laika wasn't tongue in cheek? I thought for sure he was f***ing around and not serious. We can't really be losing our minds about the rotation (and the multi year outlook lmao) three games into the season can we? It's not like they got their tits lit by the Pirates. The Cards are f***ing good
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Yeah thats the month I was thinking of. I remember being hopeful the Jays had unearthed and fixed another Robbie Ray.
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    Kikuchi looked like an ace for a month or two last season as well. Then he fell apart. Hopefully he stays locked in this time.
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha. I'm completely relaxed TYVM Just hoping Berrios bounces back. The rotation could be magnificent, a lot of fun to watch and not a drag on the BP.
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    Sure hope they didn't sign a dud with Berrios. Really need a bounce back season from him. That's a lot of money for just barely above replacement level starting pitching.
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    I know it's just spring training but FU Rays!
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    Looking forward to Varsho staring slow as a Jay and listening to the whining about it from simpleton's, and then having that same group of morons point out every time Gurriel/Moreno do anything good in AZ lol
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Both the Fernandez's throw heat. If either one of them turn into something it'll be found money.
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    Hopefully Barriera has a Tiedemann-esque season in 2023 and just tears through the minors with high 90's left handed heat and plus secondaries.
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