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  1. Eat My Shatkins
    On may 17th the Angels were 23-13 They've since gone 16-30 Free Ohtani now you useless pieces of crap Imagine if the Jays were to trade for Soto and Ohtani?? I know, I know....it'll never happen.
  2. Eat My Shatkins
    Well that 1-9 road trip was awful but nice that they came back and finished 5-1 on the homestand.
  3. Eat My Shatkins
    Alejandro f***ing Kirk!
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    Probably because, as I said earlier, the Jays are top 5 or better in all of MLB in most offensive categories.
  5. Eat My Shatkins
    It's funny, the Jays are pretty much in the top 5 in all of MLB in most offensive categories, yet when you watch them hit day after day they seem to look a bunch of useless bums most of the time. Why is that?
  6. Eat My Shatkins
    I could throw a dart at a printed out Bison roster, and no matter who that dart landed on I would rather watch that person take MLB at bats instead of f***ing Zimmer.
  7. Eat My Shatkins
    Haha Yeah, not "hotter" more like "less-clownish" looking.
  8. Eat My Shatkins
    Well, thanks for the two runs KC Maybe next inning we'll actually hit the ball hard instead of f***ing grounders and pop flies.
  9. Eat My Shatkins
    Really hit the s*** outta that one lol Come on Kirky!
  10. Eat My Shatkins
    Jesus f***ing christ can we not just f*** these AAA shitheads up for once? Does every game have to be a barn burner against this garbage?
  11. Eat My Shatkins
    She'd be a lot hotter if she didn't slather the make up on with a putty knife.
  12. Eat My Shatkins
    Leo Jimenez since June 16th: 8.4% BB rate / 16.9% K rate / 0.373 OBP / 0.486 SLG / 0.859 OPS / 0.200 ISO / 142 wRC+ If he has another month like that I wonder if they consider moving him up to AA before the season is over? Nice to see him figuring out A+ though at 21 years old His wRC+ is up to 121 for the whole season
  13. Eat My Shatkins
    Welcome back Janny Dansen!
  14. Eat My Shatkins
    Man it's hard to believe Pardinho is still only 21. Feels like he's been around forever.
  15. Eat My Shatkins
    So with Kikuchi out with a neck strain, Gausman back tonight and Berrios looking stronger lately maybe the Jays can get a roll going into the AS break. Gausman Manoah Castillo Berrios Let's do this Jays
  16. Eat My Shatkins
    Just need a new prospect named Orelvis Moreno
  17. Eat My Shatkins
    Missed the game, see Richards struck out the side. Nice Hopefully he's fixed now
  18. Eat My Shatkins
    Jesus Zulu, Frasso, Tiedemann.... Stay healthy and keep climbing the ladder fellas. Pearson still lurking too. One of these days he might actually stay healthy lol
  19. Eat My Shatkins
    Thank f*** Seems like a nice guy Awful manager I still can't believe he broke Giles a few years ago. Team is garbage, way out of the race Probably looking to sell a guy like Giles to a contender Moron uses him in 3 straight games less than month from the deadline Breaks him What a dunce
  20. Eat My Shatkins
    In all seriousness though, they should be trying to get Ohtani if the Angels are willing to trade him. They'll have to give up a lot more than that though, and will have to be willing to extend him at 30 years old on a massive contract
  21. Eat My Shatkins
    I dont mind to give up two 5 dollar bill for a hundred dollar bill
  22. Eat My Shatkins
    Extremely frustrating season so far, but progression isn't always linear. The Jays won 91 games last season (2021) and they didn't tear it down until 2018 (JD trade) so it's been 3-4 seasons, not 7. At most it's been 4 seasons, from 2017 (76 wins) to 2021 (91 wins). Yeah they didn't make the playoffs, but they were a 91 win team with a +183 run differential. How many times has a team that good missed the playoffs in the wild card era? That's a pretty quick turn around. Hopefully the lull this season is just a hiccup on their way to true contender status.
  23. Eat My Shatkins
    Adam Lind?
  24. Eat My Shatkins
    Atkins should call up the Angels and offer them our entire prospect pool for Trout and Ohtani lol
  25. Eat My Shatkins
    I've been fully petitioning for them let Castillo start some games with Gausman out, but they kept pitching their AAA trash instead. Now that they will finally give him a go I'm expecting him to get slaughtered lol That's how this season seems to be going.
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