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  1. Hanigan is getting that pitch, not Archer, therefore nothing to do with Morrow.
  2. To be fair, Wheeler left the game losing 3-2. Jordan Zimmerman being sick pretty much ruined my afternoon, was really looking forward to that pitching matchup. Ventura and Sanchez rained out too, nonsense all around.
  3. There seems to be some misunderstanding of what Seitzer means by "going the other way" or "spraying the ball", it's clearly a reference to a week of gay sex in his living room with Goins, not opposite-field hitting.
  4. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120609164851/community-sitcom/images/6/68/Dean_as_a_Bumblebee.png Throw a bushy 'stache on it and you've got a fabulous new avatar.
  5. Has it occurred to anyone else how valuable a Moogy signing would be for this team? He'd be an instant upgrade at so many positions: starting pitcher, pitching coach, head athletic trainer, general manager, manager, financial planner, stadium beverage consultant. It would be nice if he could play the middle-infield, but I'm afraid that's approaching unreasonable.
  6. http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/baseballs-new-most-dominant-pitch/
  7. Exile to Kalfus thread please.
  8. I'm not prepared to rule out the possibility that Reyes aggravated the injury playing in Montreal and the front office tried to cover it up by having him take a single AB in TB.
  9. http://www.wallpaper4me.com/images/wallpapers/johnnydrama-436970.jpeg
  10. I was more impressed by Rasmus, Price is nasty L vs L. During his AB in the 9th, Lawrie still looked susceptible to the slider low and away vs RHP.
  11. Rasmus and Lawrie make a case for cautious optimism. Neither had a hit and they combined for 3 Ks but I was impressed by their approach.
  12. In all fairness, Tercet is probably partially to blame for all failures and he can be dispatched with relative ease. Simply have GordieDougie sit in his section and claim sexual harassment, tercet`s autism will take care of the rest. As for the bat boys, it seems pretty clear that Ginger Litsch needs to be recruited and I`m open to suggestions.
  13. Someone pour Spanky a rye before he strokes out please.
  14. Instead of King's finger in a box, I'm going to send BTS a hamburger with a bite out of it to break his spirit muwhaha.
  15. I wasted a classic Randy Marsh moment and my prized Kenny Powers avatar as a show of support only to find BTS rockin a f***ing sandwich, very disappointing indeed. Now the Nats logo stays indefinitely as a symbol of his failure. Next I'm going to kill everyone he cares about, starting with his precious intern King.
  16. At the risk of advocating such a god awful movie, if she'll fellate you during baseball imagine what she'd be open to during The Notebook?
  17. http://www.secretsofthefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/randy-marsh-meme-generator-oh-i-m-sorry-i-thought-this-was-america-d4935f.jpg
  18. If Stephen Drew is too costly, can they at least get some Purell dispensers in the clubhouse?
  19. In the future, kindly remember to take your Estrogen replacement pill before posting.
  20. For the Gsnarls glossary, Sierra-fiable: officially recognized as mentally retarded based upon on-field errors in judgement.
  21. There is such a thing as too many McGowanesque players, then again Sierra is a mongoloid. Is it better to round out the league's worst bench with a player who is mentally or physically retarded?
  22. Tuiasosopo is definitely not a Greek name.
  23. Prepare for the "why was my thread deleted?" thread. Followed by the "why was my 'why was my thread deleted?' thread deleted?" thread.
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