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  1. Pretty much. I've sampled every culture, they're all pink on the inside. -lol- If a girl's hot, she's hot. Don't care about her race/ethnicity.
  2. -rofl- Is that the guy that gave spanky PTSD? Hey ark, you gonna spend NEXT weekend drinking alone crying about how nobody else is on the forum to keep you company too?
  3. I got a thing for thick asses/thighs, no matter where they're from man..............
  4. Latina chicks are notorious bitches. Asian and white chicks all the way.
  5. -rofl- 700 calorie cheeseburgers aren't helping him on that front either.
  6. Your penis doesn't work anymore. Tell your wife if she wants to have an orgasm, she can contact me through here. Although I doubt I'd want to touch her.
  7. -internet hug- Dr. Phil has a working penis. Sorry for your loss. =)
  8. Just wanna clarify buddy, u mean tonight midnight or tomorrow? I just want to be sure so you don't have an excuse.
  9. You fat old f***s and your beer, my goodness.... I guess it makes your wives look f***able though, yes?
  10. Profar + If I don't hear that, I'm hanging up. That, or a couple of sexy relievers with arm tats and/or hawt goggles.
  11. The franchise is being held hostage by Beast-tonne and Boy Wonder. They're "all in" and to trade anyone of significance would be an admission of failure on their part. f***, man. I hope we don't stay the course for the next two seasons, unless we're going to go ALL "all in" and jack payroll into the stratosphere to get Choo and Cano and Garza this offseason. Other than that or something equally dramatic, just blow this s*** up already FFS.
  12. Oh joy. Maybe we might even get a PTBNL in return for either of those two scrubs. What a haul. -sigh-
  13. ................. =\
  14. Everyone has an ego, and killing it is a life-long process. Yours is clearly out of control, judging by your posts on here. Of course, I can guesstimate that this is merely an over-compensation for the rest of your life which is severely lacking. Nobody who is content in their life would take an internet forum as seriously as you obviously do. I'm right here in Toronto, if you're not the obese 45 year old you sound like judging by your output here, we should meet up so I can put you in your place IRL. Would you like that?
  15. Once again brother, name-calling is a sign of gross immaturity and in this context merely shows the target of your ire that they have gotten the best of you. Start exercising, trust me, the endorphins are great for you. The physical benefits are the icing on the cake. Self-improvement is the reason you're here, and to accuse someone else of insanity when you're the one who has conducted themselves in a hysterical manner here tonight is yet more projection on your part. It's like the ex-addicts say, the first step is admitting you even HAVE a problem.
  16. I take it as a compliment that you have now retreated to merely trying to slander me as the troll that gave you PTSD on the old board. But as you said, some people are haunted by their pasts, yourself chief among them. You've stopped addressing my points, which is a clear admission that you cannot address them to your satisfaction. I am flattered. I derive satisfaction from this, even though I'm trying not to. I'm still working on that, but murdering the ego is a hard thing to do. The f***er has a way of not dying.
  17. Obvious fatass who has never worked out in his life is obvious. Put down the beer, start lifting, start running, and you might get that big V off your back before you hit 60. =) For any mods reading this, please do whatever you can (trace my IP, whatever) to prove to this specimen that I'm not who he is trying so desperately to convince himself that I am.
  18. Ok, I'm back. For those of you out there who also run, try jogging up and down Yonge street at 3am. You meet the most interesting people. lol Okay, spanky brother.........you lack the capacity for introspection. A few pages back, you totally lost it and had a complete breakdown for all to see because I reminded you somehow of someone who, by your own admission, had been cyberstalking/harassing you on the old board. If that's not what you just accused me of in that quote beginning this post, I don't know what is. You're projecting your own s*** onto others. I called you out on it in my first post on this board, the one that a mod deleted for you. See? I'm really quite perceptive, it's one thing I really like about myself. I have a knack for reading people IRL, and in your case your obnoxiousness is so strong it seeps through the innernette. I'm sorry, I really am trying to become a better person and not take such joy in other's foibles, but the fact that you display symptoms of f***ing PTSD because some troll harassed the living s*** out of you on the old board is just too much. Absolutely pathetic. Some poor souls spend years disabling IED's in Iraq and come back without losing it, you get made fun of on an internet message board and it scars you for life. Seriously brother.......... Oh, and I'm 29. You?
  19. He's 15? Okay, that makes sense. At least he's got the excuse of youth. Remember, this place isn't my life, I don't know these f***s so you'll have to bear with me if I'm being less than accommodating with the chillun on here. p.s. "makes your chest brazen". You really DO remind me of my ex-neighbour. He was forever trying to incorporate words into his vocabulary that were beyond his comprehension in equally clumsy and non-cogent ways in an attempt to appear smarter than he was. Time for my jog, brother. Have a good one.
  20. When you resort to name-calling, you just show the other person that you're angry, and thus, show them that they have damaged your ego. When you get angry, you lose. Internalize this fact. You always manage to make yourself look bad. You really do.
  21. This from someone who views reaching post milestones on internet message boards as something to be celebrated? You only need 19 more now! Way to go champ! ;-)
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