Howard Roark
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Ah well. At least Joey got his seventy-two-und ribeye of the season.
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No. Home field scorer. Hurting Bautista's trade value by robbing him of .003 AVG. I rage.
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Yes Buck, that was Bautista's seventy-two-und RBI, not his seventy-second mind you, his seventy-two-und. Jesus.........
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f*** off scoring it an error, home field scorer too, f***ing twat ****...........
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Women are ashamed of their ****s, because they're a smelly pack of she-folk who cannot seem to commit to a minimum standard of hygiene required of civilized human beings, unlike us men. Silly ****s. Inferior gender, says I and nature.
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You're welcome, you smelly ****. =)
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Nope, guess again. Due to backloaded contracts and upcoming arbitration raises/re-signings, it's going to take around 140 M just to keep this current roster. Enjoy.
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It's funny how girls get so offended by the word "****". Seriously, what's the big deal? It's slang for female genitalia, just as "dick" is for mens'. Both men and women sling the word "dick" around as an insult like it's going out of style, yet the second someone says "****" people react like they just raped a kitten to death. Very pathological. Very strange. Personally, whenever I want to do some IRL trolling of a gash I call her a ****, it works every time. =)
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That's been my sole consolation this season. Incompetence rightly deserves failure, it's been darkly satisfying to see these shortsighted buffoons reap what they sowed.
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I'd rather keep Santos; younger and much better stuff. This FO stopped making sense a long time ago. Making the obvious moves, the no-brainers, now takes a back seat to rimming the casuals. It's not like they pay close enough attention to even notice these moves anyhow, the bandwaggoners will always show up for a winner, but this obvious truth somehow eludes this organization.
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Toronto sports media is constituted of a bunch of chubby, passive, white manginas who go home every night to get beaten by their wives. They don't DO conflict, it scares them to death.
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A top-150 prospect would have been an excellent return for a junkballer failed starter who is riding the Luck Dragon to a good season. Especially considering that it would come from a position of strength and we literally have like 2 or 3 internal replacements for him as we speak. But I guess we're rolling with a 10-man, 3-closer bullpen next year and riding that beast all the way to the WS, right guys? FFS.......
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Nice, build up that trade value Joey.......
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Sorry ladies, this one's on me; I tuned in right at the beginning of the inning when the M's went nuts. I'm the jinxifier today.
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The way I look at it is short-term pain for long-term gain. But I guess that makes me homosexual, right? The Raps are treadmilling this year, again. We're going for 9th, baby!
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Funny, I've been cheering for tanking losses for the past 2 months or so, yet I thoroughly enjoyed this win tonight. I am doesn't understand.
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29 ribeyes on only 32 hits. lol
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I lol'd when the cheer for a single for the visiting team was louder than a homerun for the home team.
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Davidi: Payroll will be at least $140 M next year
Howard Roark replied to yudarvish's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
lol You edited yet still left the redundant "the" in there? ;-) I know, I know, internet prose Nazi. -
Davidi: Payroll will be at least $140 M next year
Howard Roark replied to yudarvish's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I enjoyed this part the most. -
Davidi: Payroll will be at least $140 M next year
Howard Roark replied to yudarvish's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
BRB, suicide. -
Davidi: Payroll will be at least $140 M next year
Howard Roark replied to yudarvish's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I think we're going to get just that sooner rather than later. If they stink again in '14, they'll do it just for the positive PR at that point. And while they're at it FFS change the seat/fence colour to that nice classy dark green a lot of teams have, I hate this cold institutional blue that dominates the place. -
Davidi: Payroll will be at least $140 M next year
Howard Roark replied to yudarvish's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
I was waiting for somebody to point out the obvious. It was too depressing a task to take on myself. -le sigh- -
Rajai has been downright decent this year. Playing himself into some coin I would imagine.
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lol Seriously, I was pissed when I came back and saw we took the lead, I want a top-5 pick dagnammit. These facks can't even tank properly, hah.