I think it's a pretty long stretch actually to assume that Izturis will be a 1-WAR player in 2014. He hasn't been that since 2010.
I think there's a much bigger chance that between Happ, Stroman, Hutchison, Drabek, Redmond, etc, etc, you can find a guy that will give you 1 win.
Yup, people tend to hate those that don't conform to their ignorance or their hive mentality.
See: above.