First off I'd like to congratulate the many Biggio Fanboys of the board. Never seen so many people on a message board coalesce around a player this s***** before. But all that simping for a Hall of Famer's son has been rewarded today as Craig Biggio's son has supplanted George Springer in RF and is batting cleanup (LMAO).
I truly mean it when I say congratulations. You all have earned this.
But second, I'd like to announce some changes around here.
For years I've tried telling you all how badly this guy sucks. And year after year he'd prove me right with his soft exit velos and garbage K rates while barely breaking the Mendoza line.
But it's all been for nothing.
The reason why is because Craig Biggio's son is inevitable.
If his OPS is .500, it doesn't matter he's not going to Buffalo. If it's in the .600s, he's platooning. And if he barely eeks his OPS over .700 well guess what, he's batting cleanup.
If he ever gets his OPS above .800 my guess is the team will offer him a ten year contract extension.
So given all that, it's time to retire the "Craig Biggio's son" moniker. He's not going anywhere so it's time to jump on board and support him. The team is in the middle of a dogfight for that WC3 spot and we all need to be united.
So this is a Cavan Biggio fan account now. No more "Craig Biggio's son".
GO JAYS
-The Sheriff