And in the mirroring baseball league he owns Trout, Harper, and Stanton.
Basically, he made these leagues, stocked them with his real life friends, and then charged everyone an entry fee before ripping off all of the people that only he knew were rubes. Now we're all stuck in a cycle of perpetually playing second fiddle to a fantasy sports sociopath.
That's bananas. I think you'd have to be ecstatic with a ~.360 + no missed time.
It's hilarious how elite your offense would be if this was a 2011 league.
Ellsbury - .321/32/39sb
Bautista - .302/43
Braun - .332/33/33sb
Cano - .302/28/118 rbi
Miggy - .344/30/105
Pujols - .299/37/99
Ortiz - .309/29/96
Also, Craig and Desmond would have been assets.
He has 2nd line / power play unit upside which could mean great things in Pittsburgh, but injuries have really stalled his development and any type of reasonable outlook has him probably playing mostly 3rd line minutes in the short term (rest of this year + start of next year).
The Pens staff talk about the creativity/offense that he brings to the 3rd line but also the defensive influence that he brings to the 2nd line with Malkin... who really knows. He'll probably just get hurt again and I'll end up cutting him after 2015/16.
Last two years in the upper minors he's been a K-per-game player that's hit .230 and .267. His power in the minors hasn't been overly impressive, and on top of that, he smokes drugs!.
Basically, I don't think he has enough power to cover for what I see as a very weak hit tool for a 1B prospect. I don't see him as a big leaguer, but even if he squeaks by I think he's a 20-25 HR version of Adam Dunn with a bit less walks, which would be, more or less, a replacement level player who only really gets consistent playing time based on "production".
Maybe on opening day, but I don't think it will be long until Carter/Gattis are playing 1B/DH, Singleton is optioned or on the bench, and Marisnick/Grossman/Presley are in some OF spot.
The next 4 would probably be Pentecost, Osuna, Travis, Castro (or SRF, Nay, Smoral, Smith Jr, Urena, Labourt)... they work as secondary pieces but I can't really see Washington even listening if it doesn't start with Sanchez and/or Pompey.