Jays starting lineup
Leading off at SS Number 7 Jose Reyes
Batting 2nd and playing third base, Number 20 Bringer of Rain Josh Donaldson
Batting 3rd and playing RF, Number 19 Jose Batista
Your Cleanup Hitter, at DH Edwin Encarnacion...you don't get a number when you DH
Batting 5th and playing the not so hot corner, Number 15 Chris Colabello
Batting 6th and catching, Numero Cinq Cinq, the man who orgasms Maple Syrup Russell Martin
Batting 7th and wearing the Lucha mask, Ezequiel Carrera
Batting 8th and eating bagels, and contemplating why he's still not good enough for his Mom, all while playing Centrefield, number 11 Kevin Pillar
Returning from injury and playing 2B. Don't call me DEE-VON Devon Travis.
Pitching tonight and just 21 years removed from his injury woes. Mark Buehrle.
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